In last week’s Amazing Spider-Man #619, Spider-editor Stephen Wacker devoted a full third of the “Amazing Spider-Mail” letter column to addressing Marvel’s new relationship with Disney, and what he hopes will bloom from that relationship.
If you haven’t read the issue yet (And you should have! Marcos Martin’s art is about as gorgeous as comic book art can get!), let me quote Wacker for you.
“Now I could go on an don about all the great Disney animated films I enjoyed in my youth and even now with my own kids,” he writes. “But I think I speak for everyone at Marvel when I say I’m most proud of being associated with the company that brought us Condorman.”
Unfamiliar with Condorman? You and most everyone else. It’s a 1981 superhero/spy spoof in which cartoonist and comic book writer Woody Wilkins (played by Michael Crawford), creates his own Condorman costume, complete with a flapping hang glider like set of wings, in order to ensure the veracity of his comics creation.
“If Condorman can’t do something in real life, then I won’t have him do it one of my comic books!” he tells his friend early in the film, explaining his form of method comic book making. “Kids all over the world read my stuff, they trust me. They know if I fake it.”
He gets his chance to play hero for real when his buddy, a file clerk with the CIA, enlists his aid in what’s supposed to be a simple mission. I imagine hilarity ensues, but I had to stop watching it before any actual hilarity began ensuing, on account of the fact that watching Condorman seemed to be physcially hurting me.
It did poorly at the box office in 1981, accrued plenty of bad reviews the year of its initial release (and it’s got a 25% rating on Rotten Tomatoes at the moment) and it isn’t particularly fondly remembered by anyone—except for Steve Wacker.*
Wacker again:
Dear new corporate overlords…in all humility I beg you to please—as your first order of business—let us here at Spidey Sentral take the first comic crack at this wonderfully winged character, restoring this feathered, falcon-esque funseeker to the heights he so rightly earned in the barely seen, hardly remembered 1981 feature film.
(Actually, I think a Wacker-edited Condorman comic would be the second comic crack that this wonderfully winged character).
Wacker ends his plea with a call to action, asking that “letters of support” be sent to “LET WACKER BRING BACK CONDORMAN c/o Spider-Man Office” at Marvel’s address, 417 5th Avenue, New York, New York, 10016.
Personally, I was more looking forward to a Scarecrow of Romney Marsh comic, but I can get behind a Wacker-edited Condorman revival. Especially if he gets Martin to draw it. And makes whoever ends up scripting it adhere to Condorman’s own creative process of doing everything the character does in real life before putting it in a comic to make sure it’s realistic.
*Well, Steve Wacker and maybe Mike Sterling, whose posted about Condorman on more than one occasion.