A while back I wrote something about what NOT to do at comic book conventions — namely, that story about the Yellow Hat Guy being rude to Rob Liefeld.
Well, Andy Diggle has posted an interesting sequence of events on his Twitter feed — an eager writer by the name of Tigervamp who wanted to collaborate with Black Widow: Deadly Origin writer Paul Cornell. Please take note that you should NOT try this at home.
Tigervamp: @Paul_Cornell I’d love to co-write some things with you-If I send you some ideas would you read/consider them? DM me email/subject? #QandC
Just to cut in — you might not think it, but this is a Very Bad Thing to do, for both the writers, publishers, and you. Let me explain why. Creative types are paid, obviously, because they can produce ideas and stories. Their own ideas and stories. But if you shout out an idea, and something like it manages to make it into one of their stories, the company/writer is open to a potential lawsuit. This is why if you send something in unsolicited to most comics companies, they will return it largely unopened.
Please note that this is to protect your ideas — which you should save and cultivate and most importantly NETWORK TO GET OUT THERE so you can eventually pitch it to Marvel and DC. Okay?
So moving along, it’s perhaps no surprise that Cornell would respond as such:
@Tigervamp I’m sure you’d love to co-write something with me, but why would I do that? #QandC
And that’s when the train wreck continues — with ego and a little bit of spite. If Tigervamp had just accepted the “no,” it would have been a rookie mistake and nothing would have come of it — but picking a fight on the Internet will never make you look good. Ever.
Tigervamp: @Paul_Cornell Because I’m good and we aren’t all as fortunate as you. If I do make it I won’t scoff at those trying to do the same. Thanks.
I don’t see this as much “scoffing” as it is a reality check. Cornell’s got enough on his plate to work on and worry about without taking on someone under his wing. Heck, he’s probably got enough to worry about that he wouldn’t be able to mentor someone he knew, let alone someone who followed him on Twitter. Yet that said, I don’t think mentorship is what Tigervamp wanted:
Tigervamp: @Paul_Cornell You’re mistaken. No coat tails were asked for. I don’t see you as my superior but my peer. Must feel great to be so rude. Bye.
I bolded what most surprised me about this whole thing. If Tigervamp has a list of credits in novels, TV and comics under his belt, that’s great — and if that’s the case, he should be sending those comics, episodes and novels to Marvel, or getting his agent on the job to see what kind of collaborations they can do. Until then, Paul Cornell is your superior, not your peer.
Oh, I should mention one other rule of thumb, if you’re looking to get into comics — DON’T BE A JERK AND TALK BACK TO AN EDITOR. They really are the gatekeepers to your career.
TomBrevoort: @Tigervamp @Paul_Cornell is perhaps the least rude or egotistical individual I’ve ever met. Need to take a step back, look in the mirror.
Tigervamp: @TomBrevoort Please follow the tweets. I asked if he’d read some things and he replied by asking why he’d want to do that. That is rude.
This pretty much strikes down every single thing NOT to do when you’re talking with comics creators on Twitter. You think you’ve got it, yet? Do you see what might be an issue here with this particular conversation? If you don’t yet, check out the dismount:
Tigervamp: Last night I dreamt I murdered someone and became a serial killer because people were getting too close to the truth. Fun and games. =o( #fb
So for those of you who are surprised by this — what do you do? There’s any number of methods to breaking into the comics industry. Intern at a comics company. Work at a comic book shop. Self-publish your comics, either in print or online. Get published elsewhere, whether it be a book, a play, a movie, or even at smaller comics publishers. Network at conventions (but again, don’t give your pitches without being asked by the publishers first). It ain’t easy, but if you love the medium and are willing to put the work in to have some awesome scripts ready at a moment’s notice, you’ll get there.
But not like this.