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Christian Beranek’s Life of High Adventure #23: Blood and Bones Kickstarter Project

July 6th, 2010
Author David Pepose

By Christian Beranek

Things take time. Which is a weird thing to say in a day and age when 15 minutes in 1997 would feel like 60 minutes now. The faster we move, the slower things seem to take. It’s especially odd with comics. We have all of these amazing inventions designed to speed up the process of making these books — thing is, money ain’t worth what it used to be back in 1997 either.

Comics are expensive to make and buy these days. Especially if you’re doing it on your own.

So, a few weeks back I spoke about my efforts to raise funds for a project called Unhappy White Girls. I was looking to achieve $6000 in 40 days. I ended up with $2305 when time elapsed. Not a bad total, but the thing with Kickstarter is you do not receive any funds for your project unless you reach your mark. $6000 would have covered expenses on the book. $2305 would have helped, but not brought us home.

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Christian Beranek’s Life of High Adventure #22: Talking Hot Mess with TV/Radio personality Diana Falzone

June 24th, 2010
Author Lan Pitts

By Christian Beranek

Diana Falzone is a talk show host, relationship expert, and writer.  Diana hosted Cosmolicious with Diana, her own national daily primetime talk show on Sirius XM.  She is the spokesperson for Paltalk.com and she hosts a weekly interview show focusing on Hollywood, music and sports celebrities.  She was the first female to host a talk show on Maxim Radio Sirius XM called DeVore and Diana . Additionally, Diana is the “Love and Marriage” host for the lifestyle magazine Fox News iMAG and a relationship columnist for the Huffington Post.  And now she has teamed up with writer/producer Geoff Skinner and artist Emily Chan to debut the webcomic HOT MESS. Based on the real-life challenges Diana lived through while growing up, Hot Mess tells the story of Anna, the new girl, who is just trying to make it out of high school intact.

CB:  Tell us where you got the idea for Hot Mess.

Diana Falzone:  I grew up reading Betty & Veronica.  I noticed that it was the only comic that really focused on young girls.  I wanted to create the new version of B&V for a younger generation.

CB: Tell us where you got the idea for Hot Mess.

DF: High school was a mixed bag for me. I loved learning, being involved in extracurricular activities but the social aspect was tough. I always felt like a misfit. I remember a popular guy once said, “You’re Queen of the Nerds.” He thought he was putting me down but to this day I still take it as a supreme compliment.

CB: What is it like working with co-creator Geoff Skinner?

DF: Geoff and I have been wanting to work together for years, but it wasn’t until Hot Mess that we had the golden opportunity. He never stops creating. The man is a machine!

CB: Can you tell us more about Paltalk and how they come into play as a sponsor?

DF: I have been Paltalk’s spokesperson for nearly 5 years. They have a subscriber base of 4 million people, the majority of which are web savvy. It seemed like the most natural partnership for a webcomic and the largest web chat community to combine their powers.

CB: What is a “Hot Mess”?

DF: To me a hot mess is someone that from the outside looks like they have it all together however inside their head lives chaos.

CB: The animals that are within Anna’s mind are super cute and funny, how did they come to be?

DF: I’m an animal lover. If you study an animal you can see that each one has their own personality. For instance, Fribble is based on my dog Bailey. Bailey wants constant attention and can never play enough. Many of the animals are based on real life pets.

CB: You’ll be at San Diego Comic Con as a guest of The Webcomic Factory and PopCult. Is this your first time at the show and what are you expecting from the event?

DF: Yes this is my first time. I’m beyond excited. It’s a dream come to true to be a comic book creator. I never thought that would happen. Now to go to Comic Con with Hot Mess in hand is all too surreal.

CB: Any advice for aspiring “Hot Messes”?

DF: My advice for aspiring “Hot Messes,” is cut yourself a break. The most critical person in your life is most likely you. Try to find things that you love about yourself rather than focus on what you think are glaring negatives. Oh and although it’s great to be insightful, try to live in the moment. It’s a cliche for a reason…because it’s true.

I want to thank Diana for taking the time to speak with me.  Readers can find more info about Hot Mess here:http://www.hotmesscomic.com

Christian Beranek is a writer, musician, actor, film/tv producer and webcomic entrepreneur. He co-runs The Webcomic Factory with Tony DiGerolamo and is hard at work on several original graphic novels. He is also co-starring in High School Sucks The Musical for Lakeshore Entertainment and PDFlo Films. He is never late for dinner and invites you to add him on twitter:http://www.twitter.com/beranek


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Christian Beranek’s Life of High Adventure #21: Kickstarting a Project

June 7th, 2010
Author David Pepose

By Christian Beranek

Unhappy White Girls is a graphic novel project making a difference, and addressing real-world issues — or it can be, if the Kickstarter project gets the support it needs by the June 15 deadline. Unhappy White Girls is the story of Tish and Branna, two teenage girls coming to terms with their own secrets throughout the course of one turbulent day.

A month or so back Vaneta Rogers wrote an article here on Newsarama about the effectiveness of Kickstarter in terms of raising awareness and funds for creative endeavors. I decided to use the site for Unhappy White Girls, a passion project of mine for many years. I started working on it in 2005 after I was at a convention in Detroit. I was at a diner and said to my friend who was sitting with me, ‘Our waitress is one unhappy white girl.’ Right there I knew I had a title and an idea sparked.

I recruited illustrators Triska Tsang and Vivian Lee from Brooklyn, NY, to provide the art and bring the characters to life. Triska and Vivian really understand how to convey emotion via the page. From the slightest glance to frustration and tears, they capture the teenage condition.

But Unhappy White Girls isn’t just another graphic novel — it has a greater purpose to raise awareness about teen pregnancy and LGBT issues. If the project meets its $6,000 goal by June 15, my team and I will complete production on the novella, with all remaining funds and proceeds being used to promote awareness regarding these social concerns. Once the Unhappy White Girls Facebook page reaches 5,000 fans, I will also donate $1,000 to St. Anne’s, one of the most highly-regarded social services agencies in Los Angeles, providing targeted programs and support services in response to the ever-changing needs of today’s society.

Helping out this long-time project is not without perks, either. For backers that pledge through Kickstarter, my team offers a series of rewards, from behind-the-scenes artwork and development material to a private dinner with myself and a graphic novel seminar in your hometown.

I am asking you for not only your support, but your trust. I hope that my team and I can complete our task and not only bring you something that entertains, but also spreads awareness. We’d love for you to be a part of it.

Thank you for your consideration.

For more information on Unhappy White Girls please visit http://kck.st/du4aFW

 
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Christian Beranek’s Life of High Adventure #20: Interview with Contropussy artist Christian Meesey

May 3rd, 2010
Author David Pepose

By Christian Beranek

This Wednesday May 5th the Contropussy team of co-creators Emma Caulfield and Camilla Rantsen, artist Christian Meesey and myself will be signing at Meltdown Comics in Los Angeles from 6 – 8pm You can view full details here.

A lot of the focus has been on the two lovely and talented ladies who script Contro’s adventures, but who is the mysterious man sitting at the drawing board — the aforementioned Meesey himself? Well my trusted readers, let’s find out…

Christian Beranek: You’re the artist on the popular web comic Contropussy. Can you tell us how that project came to be?

Christian Meesey: It was a dark and stormy night…actually, it was a typically gorgeous Los Angeles morning. The lovely and talented Emma (Caulfield) and Camilla (Rantsen) had created Contropussy. They had written and produced some test animations, but were looking for an artist to re-design and illustrate it as a web-comic. I was brought in and introduced by a mutual friend (Christian Beranek), and we hit it off. From initial introduction, to actual production, it’s been one of the smoothest creative experiences I’ve been lucky to be a part of.

Beranek: Can you tell us about MOTLEY and other creator owned projects?

Meesey: After graduating from Art school in Miami, Florida, I was lucky enough to immediately exhibit and publish two MOTLEY graphic novels, thanks to the endlessly generous Brook Dorsch( http://dorschgallery.com/past/ ). I’m currently working on new MOTLEY material, possibly to take the form of a web-comic later this year or next. NUCLEAR NEAL is a super hero parody book published through lulu.com and also available on AmazonJ.

Beranek: Who are some of your influences?

Meesey: A few notable mentors and influences (though it’s impossible to name every awesome and inspiring artist) are Tom Richmond, Ed Steckley, Jordan Massengale, Stephen Silver, Peter deSeve, Kyle Baker, Jack Davis, Mort Drucker, Alex Toth, T.S.Sullivant, Travis Charest, Claire Wendling, John K., Chris Ware, David Mazzuchelli, Carter Goodrich, Carlos Nine, Chris Sanders, Frazetta, Will Eisner, Frank Stockton, Sterling Hundley, Wolfgang Reitherman, Frank Miller, Paul Pope, Dave Mckean, Arthur Adams…and a few thousand others.

Beranek: What is your work process — can you take us through the steps of making a webcomic strip?

Meesey: First, I go through the script and figure out and track down any research needed. Second, I fill up a few sketchbook pages with layouts and character drawings. Third, the strip is penciled and inked onto 40lb paper stock. Fourth, I scan and color it in Adobe Photoshop. Then, I down a bottle of Dewar’s scotch. By the time I wake up two days later, the strip has been masterfully lettered by Thomas Mauer, and uploaded to the internets by the gentlemanly Nick Beranek!

Beranek: You have 20% coming out soon, a webcomic about a restaurant in Hell. What can you tell us about it?

Meesey: 20% is a blast to work on, and I can’t wait for it to launch. It gives a chance to draw regular folks in wild yet relatable scenarios, as well as crazy-ass demons and various creatures. Not to mention psychotic, cleaver-wielding chickens. It’s good times. In Hell!

Beranek: What are some comics you’re reading these days?

Meesey: Comic Book Mafia and other goodies at The Webcomic Factory, of course. Morrison and Murphy’s Joe the Barbarian is a lot of fun, Brubaker’s Criminal and Incognito…Anything by Darwyn Cooke, David Mazzuchelli, Herman Mejia, Cyril Pedrosa, Mike Mignola, Chris Moreno, Jeffrey Brown…and whatever else that looks compelling at my local library.

Beranek: Anything else you’d care to share with our readers?

Meesey: Sometimes when drawing, it’s great to listen to cool podcasts like Dwa and Swa at Sidebar.typepad.com, or Bobby Chiu’s words of artistic inspiration and wisdom…But mostly I just hum the theme song from Xanadu. Thanks for having me!

Christian Meesey’s blog:
http://meesimo.blogspot.com/

Contropussy website:
http://www.contropussy.com

Christian Beranek is a writer, musician, actor, film/tv producer and webcomic entrepreneur. He co-runs The Webcomic Factory with Tony DiGerolamo and is hard at work on several original graphic novels. He is also co-starring in High School Sucks The Musical for Lakeshore Entertainment and PDFlo Films. He is never late for dinner and invites you to add him on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/beranek.

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Christian Beranek’s The Life of High Adventure #19: What It Takes To Make It In Comics: Where Do You Want To Go?

March 30th, 2010
Author David Pepose

By Christian Beranek

Hello and welcome again to another installment of The Life of High Adventure — this one has a title longer than any Star Wars prequel! It also packs twice the punch.

It’s convention season. There is hope in the air. The smell of musty old comics mixed with fresh ink. There’s going to be a lot of stained fingers and plenty of broken hearts. Comic enthusiasts will flock to the shows with items to have signed, sketches drawn and questions answered about the future of their favorite franchises.

It’s a time to rock.

Your beloved CB has rocked many of these shows throughout the years, as a fan and as a creator. I’ve hauled boxes of books miles across cement floors. I’ve drank my heart out in the hotel bars and awoken the next morning ready to bring the word of sweet comics to the masses.

At many of the shows I do a panel called What It Takes To Make It In Comics. At these discussions I notice the room gets fairly packed. I wish it was that people come to see me! No, it is because there are tons of hopeful comic creators out there — so many that I wonder if every person who regularly buys comics wants to create them themselves!

The panels are always enjoyable. Sometimes I’ll bring in a guest to sit in with me, but more often than not I love rocking these alone. There’s something to be said about the thrill of performing solo (and not in the way that you’re thinking dirty birdie, although that is nice too.)

I get asked a lot of intelligent questions. The general jist of them comes down to this: “How do I break in?” More and more my answer is: “You already are in, where do you want to go?”

And it’s that simple. Used to be back in the day you had to get a book printed and distributed because it was the only avenue. You may be able to set up shop at a show and sling some copies, but the time and costs of those endeavors barely covered bar tabs.

Back in the day we didn’t have fancy iPads, iPhones, itunes, netbooks (I ain’t forgetting PC users — now buy my comics!), print on demand houses, etc and etc and on and on. No, we had to do four color separations and get the pages to the printers and wait… and wait… and wait…

It was a lot of damn work.

Now, like it or not, comics are instant. Yep. It takes a moment to upload a comic to the web and a moment for a reader to click on a link. And several moments to enjoy.

When I used to buy comics regularly (don’t look at me like that, those things are expensive these days) it took me about 5 – 10 minutes to read one. They were great to take with me into the bathroom so I could get some privacy from my ex-common law wife. And they made Wednesday afternoons something to look forward to — and we’re not going to lose that feeling — that love for newly printed comics everyone, at least not for a long while. But now, with webcomics, you can read an entire run of strips… for free. Not $3.99. FREE. And they are available 24/7. You can read them in your underwear. I know I do from time to time.

So, with all of these new avenues to get comics out there instantly — and don’t forget you do have to still write and draw them — you can technically break in at any moment.

“But is anyone going to read it?” you ask.

Well, now that you broke in, that’s up to you.

Christian Beranek is a writer, musician, actor, film/tv producer and webcomic entrepreneur. He co-runs The Webcomic Factory with Tony DiGerolamo and is hard at work on several original graphic novels. He is also co-starring in High School Sucks The Musical for Lakeshore Entertainment and PDFlo Films. He is never late for dinner and invites you to add him on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/beranek

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Christian Beranek’s Life of High Adventure #18: Lead Pipe Entertainment launches YouTube channel

February 25th, 2010
Author David Pepose

Your favorite CB runs Lead Pipe Entertainment, a production company that is working on projects for Disney, PopCult and other luminaries. In addition to creating content via comics, books and movies, Lead Pipe is launching a new YouTube channel with original videos. It will feature reality and sketch comedy shows run in 7 – 10 episode seasons.

First up is Drunk Counter Drunk, a debate show hosted by Super Frat creator Tony DiGerolamo. As each episode progresses the guests continue to drink and defend their positions on a variety of topics, including such hotbeds as The Iraq War and Net Neutrality.

Debuting soon after that will be Lunch Hour, featuring yours truly and Ben Meares as a pair of temp workers who comment on pop culture and current events during their lunch breaks.

The immediacy of the web is very rewarding in many aspects. The challenge of creating content that is entertaining in bite sized chunks has proven formidable, but we’re excited about the result. We hope you will be too.

Please subscribe to Lead Pipe’s YouTube channel for updates: http://www.youtube.com/leadpipeent

Christian Beranek is a writer, producer, actor and musician. Beranek is working with Disney on several projects and is also co-starring in an upcoming feature for Lakeshore Entertainment and PDFlo Films. He is never late for dinner and invites you to add him on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/beranek

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Christian Beranek’s Life of High Adventure #17: Interview with filmmaker and comic artist Doug Lefler

February 22nd, 2010
Author David Pepose

Welcome to the latest installment of The Life of High Adventure. This time around we interview Doug Lefler, a storyboard artist and director who has recently made the jump into comics with his new project Seven Extraordinary Things.

Christian Beranek: You’ve had success as a director and storyboard artist in film and tv. What was it about the comic book medium that attracted you to working in it?

Doug Lefler: When I was a kid my Mother thought comics were a waste of money (they cost 12 cents an issue in those days!) so I wasn’t allowed to collect them. Out of frustration I started drawing my own.  The concept of starting with a script didn’t come until much later. If I wanted a story about an astronaut stranded on Venus, I put a stack of paper in front of me and drew a spaceship getting hit by a meteor. Three panels later he was on the planet’s surface, half buried in a ditch with the damaged thrusters still smoldering. I wrote with pictures.  Dialogue and scene descriptions were an afterthought.

When I started making movies as a young teenager, it was easier for me to draw a shot than to describe it.  I didn’t know what a storyboard was at that time but creating a comic book for a film made sense to me.  Later, when I discovered I could make money doing this professionally, I thought I had found my calling in life.

If I hadn’t done well as a storyboard artist, and had that lead me to directing, I would have gotten back to drawing comics a lot sooner. Being a director is one of those rare professions where you spend more time not doing your job than doing it.  In some ways this is a good thing.  Shepherding a feature film or even a television episode is such a consuming undertaking that it would kill you if you did it all the time. Most directors I know spend ten percent of their effort making movies and ninety percent looking for the next gig.  And those are the successful ones.

In between directing assignments I would write screenplays. I sold a few of them.  Eventually I filled up a shelf in my studio with ones that didn’t sell. When there was no space left, I decided to do something different.  I took my most personal story and turned it into a graphic novel.  Seven Extraordinary Things was inspired by my time at California Institute of the Arts during the first two years that the Disney sponsored Character Animation program was in existence. It was an exciting, and sometimes tragic time for me.

CB: Seven Extraordinary Things was originally designed to be a self contained graphic novel. Why the switch to the web?

DL: I was halfway through the process of inking this story when I started sending it to comic book companies. It went out to four of them.  Two wanted to publish it. I got sample contracts that stated three things: 1) I shouldn’t expect to make a dime off the book, 2) I should be prepared to promote it myself, and 3) the publisher would get twenty percent of the ancillary market if I sold it as a film, television show or video game.  I was prepared to accept the first two items, but not the third.

Having gone to all the trouble of writing, drawing, inking and lettering a graphic novel on my own time, I wanted to retain ownership of it.

CB: What is your creative process?

DL: In a lot of ways it hasn’t changed.  If I want someone to crash on Venus, I open my sketchbook and start drawing all the ways I can get my character there.  I like to draw the beats of the story in as few panels as possible before I start elaborating it.  When I was in the Feature Animation department at Disney, I got into the habit of working on index cards. Nowadays I draw in Photoshop on a tablet PC.  Instead of rearranging cards on a bulletin board, I use Adobe Bride to shuffle my individual picture documents and renumber them.

The years I’ve spent storyboarding have taught me how to draw roughs with as few lines as possible. I like to have the entire story laid out before I refine the drawing and start inking. Most importantly, I never rewrite or revise anything until I complete a first draft.  There is nothing worse than reworking your opening sequence over and over, only to find you have to throw it out later. Wait! I was wrong. Realizing the opening no longer fits the rest of your story but not throwing it out (because you put so damn much work into it) is worse.

CB: What are some ways comics can compete given the continuing changes in new media i.e. with such devices as the iPad, Kindle and mobile phones?

DL: Comics must embrace new media.  If I were to do Seven Extraordinary Things over, I would lay it out for computer screens, large and small.

CB: Any plans to direct film and/or tv in the future?

DL: Each directing job comes as a surprise to me.  Although I’m quite content to sit in my studio and draw all day long, I miss the collaborative process, working with actors and shooting outdoors.  But I don’t miss writing screenplays. How that format became the standard document used for making movies is still a mystery to me. It desperately needs to be reinvented.

I have a number of projects I’m developing now, but I’ve shifted my emphasis from getting the next directing job to creating content.  Stories with pictures.  That’s the reason I got into the film business in the first place.

CB: What are some of your favorite comics?

DL: I’m a big fan of French bande dessinée, and the work of artists like Didier Cassegrain, Olivier Vatine and Régis Loisel. I got hooked on them when I was in Paris, doing post production on The Last Legion.  I also think the best way to learn another language is to read foreign comics.

CB: What else can we expect from you comic-related in the future?

DL: I’ve got a lot of new material on my drawing board.  Seven Extraordinary Things is something of an anomaly for me because it is a slice of life narrative. The story I’m currently working on is a medieval fantasy, and more in keeping with the things I’ll be doing in the future.  In the same way a caricature can tell you more about a person than a photograph, I believe fantasy has the potential to be more honest about the human condition than true-life drama.

I love the sequential art medium, but like screenplays, I think comics are ripe for reinvention. New media on the internet and mobile reading devices will push us along.  My new story is looking more like a comics/storyboard hybrid.  Although it will fit comfortably on the printed page, it is designed primarily for the computer screen.  I’m convinced that is where the art form is headed.

Please visit http://www.sevenextraordinarythings.com to read the book and learn more about Lefler’s work. I recommend clicking on the journal section of the site as there are many great in depth features about the process of storytelling. My favorite post is called The Rat Catcher’s Son — it’s a fantastic lesson in how to showcase your characters.

Christian Beranek is a writer, producer, actor and musician. Beranek is working with Disney on several projects and is also co-starring in an upcoming feature for Lakeshore Entertainment and PDFlo Films. His twitter page is http://www.twitter.com/beranek and he co-runs http://www.youtube.com/leadpipeent with Super Frat’s Tony DiGerolamo.

 
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Christian Beranek’s Life of High Adventure #16: Fashion and comics meet in Ready to Where?

February 12th, 2010
Author David Pepose

When people think about comics the term “fashion” doesn’t usually come up unless they’re talking about someone dressed in a Wonder Woman or Sailor Moon costume at a convention. It just doesn’t happen. Sure, there’s a few dapper dressers here and there in the creative field: Grant Morrison likes to wear suits, Warren Ellis has a cane, and Neil Gaiman just plain looks cool. But comics has never been known as a place you can get the latest tips on fashion trends… Until now.

Here is the official PR for a webcomic I’m producing with Andrea Grant for theFashionSpot.com:

TheFashionSpot.com and comic book creator Andrea Grant have teamed up to present the new webcomic series Ready to Where?

Updated twice a week, Ready to Where? features the adventures of Athena Park, editor-in-chief of The Fashion Source, a major online fashion magazine. Athena gets invited to the most covetable parties, events, and fashion shows, and interacts with the most elite, interesting characters in New York City.  But she constantly struggles to balance her work, friendships, and the quest for Mr. Right in a city where there are a lot of Mr. Wrongs.

“I started working as a fashion editor two years ago,” says series creator Andrea Grant. “I’ve always wanted to do a fashion comic and portray the hilarity of this industry, where people are sometimes caricatures of themselves.  Fashion moves so fast, and it infiltrates music, film, art, and design – so of course there’s always something epic happening.”

Grant is a professional writer, editor, and multimedia artist. She is the Managing Editor of The Fashion Spot and the President and founder of Copious Amounts Press. Ms. Grant has published essays, poetry and photographs in numerous publications internationally, and is the author of a graphic novel series called MINX, which merges Native American mythology with contemporary fantasy.

Ready to Where? gives readers insight into the fashion world through a unique, entertaining medium. “The Fashion Spot is thrilled to be launching Ready to Where?, the first ever fashion inspired webcomic series,” says Grant. “We developed this series to allow women an entertaining escape into the world of fashion through the adventures of our heroine, Athena Park. Comic books aren’t just for guys anymore.”

www.thefashionspot.com/ready-to-where

Originating in July 2001, theFashionSpot.com made a name for itself as an invitation only community of designers, stylists and fashionistas that dissected designer collections, celebrating some and skewering others. Building the largest fashion-focused community on the web, theFashionSpot.com has grown into a well-respected fashion editorial site with a strong and active community element.

Fashion is a world full of fantastic personalities, high stakes, colorful costumes and personal drama — sounds a lot like your favorite superhero adventures, eh? I hope that you will give Ready to Where? a chance. Andrea Grant and Liza Biggers have put together quite the comic. Thomas Mauer is providing his usual lettering magic. In addition — it’s free to read! That’s the beauty of webcomics. More on that soon. A lot more…

Christian Beranek is a writer, producer, actor and musician. Currently he is in production on a project for Disney’s Kingdom Comics and has a major role in a feature for Lakeshore Entertainment. CB is never late for dinner and invites you to add him on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/beranek

 
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Christian Beranek’s Life of High Adventure #15: CB hits the road in 2010

February 10th, 2010
Author David Pepose

Your favorite CB is back with a new installment of The Life of High Adventure. Last time I left you we were still stuck in 2009 — a year that felt in many ways like a vortex. Time expanded and contracted. Parallel universes were born and then died. Physical media eroded. New media fought back with the combined might of 20 Twilight vampires shimmering the sunlight. No one felt as if they won. Well, maybe everyone except for James Cameron.

We try to not look back here at The Life of High Adventure. Unless vodka is flowing through our blood, that is — then we remember a time in a Nordic past… No, neigh, we like to push forward in the name of progress! In the spirit of adventure. For we are warriors and our blades are sharpened, ready for battle. Ready to win new readers over one by one.

To help spread the word about the good fight I have decided to hit the road aggressively in 2010. I am pleased to announce appearance dates and give a few notes about each show I’ll be attending. Some spots are old favorites, others present new adventures that will be told in the annals.

So, without further ado:

CB’s The Life of High Adventure 2010 Tour

Long Beach Comic Expo
Long Beach, CA
February 20
http://www.longbeachcomiccon.com/comic-expo-2010.php

I wasn’t able to make the first Long Beach Comic Con last fall. I heard nothing but good things, so when this one day show popped up I had to give it a shot. I’ll be there sharing a table with Contropussy and 20% artist Christian Meesey. I got a preview of the first issue of Contropussy and it’s quite good. You can find out more info about here: http://www.contropussy.com

Emerald City Comicon
Seattle, CA
March 13 – 14
http://www.emeraldcitycomicon.com

It would take a lot for me to miss this show. I’d have to be hunting the last dragon or sipping margaritas at a private island hideaway. Jim Demonakos and crew put on one of the best shows you’ll ever attend. And I’m serious about that. It’s amazing. I’ll be there with Super Frat creator Tony DiGerolamo. You can find out more about his work here: http://www.superfrat.com

C2E2
Chicago, IL
April 16 – 18
http://www.c2e2.com/

Finally a show in downtown Chicago! I’m not sure what to expect yet but I’m excited. I’ll be there supporting my good friend Josh Blaylock of PopCult fame. I’ve heard there will be an amazing party thrown by that group to celebrate the show. You can find highlights of their last party in San Diego here: http://www.youtube.com/popculttv

Phoenix Comicon
Phoenix, AZ
May 27 – 30
http://www.phoenixcomicon.com/

Another amazing event with the most professional convention staff I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. The show is moving to a much larger location this year to accommodate attendance growth.

Heroes Con
Charlotte, NC
June 4 – 6
http://www.heroesonline.com/heroescon/

Shelton Drum is one of the classiest guys in comics. Heroes Con reflects that. I had to miss it last year but am thrilled to be returning.

Texas Comicon
San Antonio, TX
June 18 – 20
http://www.texascomicon.com/

This is the first year for this show. The promoters have shown a lot of enthusiasm and are putting together quite the guest list. San Antonio is a big damn town. Could bode well!

So there you have it, the first half of the 2010 campaign. I hit the road with a purpose: To win over new readers. I look forward to hopefully seeing you at some of the events. Don’t be a stranger and stop by and say hi.

Convention season is upon us and adventure awaits!

Christian Beranek is a writer, producer, actor and musician. Currently he is in production on a project for Disney’s Kingdom Comics and has a major role in a feature for Lakeshore Entertainment. CB is never late for dinner and invites you to add him on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/beranek.

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Christian Beranek’s Life of High Adventure #14: The Pulse of the Postseason

October 22nd, 2009
Author David Pepose

By Christian Beranek

I’m a huge baseball fan. The Yankees are my team. That’s why it’s a real treat for me to be a part of the “Pulse of the Postseason” promotion over at www.mlb.com this year, along with fellow comic book creators Joe Quesada, Matt Fraction and Emma Caulfield. Baseball represents a sense of adventure — teams battling over the course of a season to get a chance to play for the title. It’s a war of attrition. And this year, I’m predicting the Yankees win it all.

Here’s various videos my fellow comic book cohorts and I did for the MLB site:

Joe Quesada:

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=7051639

Matt Fraction:

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=7051721

Emma Caulfield and CB:

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=7078141&topic_id=7223784

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=7079289&topic_id=7223784

CB:

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=7080063

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=7079287


Christian Beranek co-founded and co-runs Disney’s Kingdom Comics. CB has a first look film/tv deal with Disney/ABC via his Lead Pipe Entertainment banner. He has several projects in development around town including Dracula vs. King Arthur, based on the graphic novel he co-created. He is currently working on his first novel and an album. CB is never late for dinner and invites you to add him on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/beranek.

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Christian Beranek’s Life of High Adventure #13: Interview with Motion Comics pioneer M. Sean McManus

October 8th, 2009
Author David Pepose

By Christian Beranek

Motion comics have come into the forefront of discussion in the comic book industry this past year. Marvel, DC and other companies have stepped up to the plate to deliver their offerings, realizing the value of this growing medium. As with most trends, motion comics got its start in the independent market — those first few pioneers may not have received the acclaim and recognition they deserve. CB aims to correct that, in the spirit of high adventure.

So, let’s get talking with one of those pioneers, M. Sean McManus: comic book creator, editor and director.

Christian Beranek: Welcome to the 13th edition of The Life of High Adventure.

M. Sean McManus: Lucky number 13, awesome.

CB: What was the first motion comic you worked on and in what capacity were you involved?

McMANUS: The first one I worked on was the trailer for my own comic The Last Sin of Mark Grimm back in 2006.  Hopefully the trailer inspired some people to check out the book.  I’m not sure if it had a direct effect on sales of the comic per say, but I know lots of people asked how it was done.

I forget the exact timeline, but I believe it was the following year that comflix.net produced the epic Motion Comic Dracula vs. King Arthur — I think you might know something about that (For you boys and girls who don’t know, CB wrote that with his brother Adam).  The demand for more motion comics was high so luckily comflix.net remembered the preview I made!  I  based off it off my comic, The Last Sin of Mark Grimm.  You almost can’t compare the two incarnations i.e., the preview I made and the motion comic, in terms of the production value and the amount of animation involved.  You can see several shots in the preview that were much improved in the actual motion comic.

There is something hypnotic to me about being in that close to the comic panels that is very appealing.  It makes the art work so much more visceral, you can really feel the texture of Chris Moreno’s art.

CB: When do you remember first hearing the term “motion comic”? Was there another term used before it?

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Christian Beranek’s Life of High Adventure #12: The Future of Publishing with Super Frat creator Tony DiGerolamo

August 26th, 2009
Author David Pepose

By Christian Beranek

Welcome my faithful readers to another installment of The Life of High Adventure. This time out I interview frequent collaborator, instigator and Super Frat creator Tony DiGerolamo about the future of publishing. Tony D (as fans like to call him) has done it all in the comic book world: He’s been a publisher, a creator, worked on big name projects such as The Simpsons, been a panelist at conventions, written comic book reviews and been reviewed and won acclaim for his webcomic Super Frat (online at http://www.superfrat.com). Knowing Tony D has this vast experience, and in light of the ever changing landscape of comic publishing, I sat down with him to get his take on the industry in terms of past, present and future.

BERANEK: Why did you get into publishing?

DIGEROLAMO: First I got into comics because all the other media rejected me.  Film, TV, even *shudder* radio.  I published my own comics because I’m a writer and most comic book publisher wouldn’t read a script if you put a Lex Luthor death ray to their head.  It was a way to get a chip in the Comic Book Industry poker game.

BERANEK: What were some of the hurdles when your ran your own company?

DIGEROLAMO: The three main hurdles are money, money and money.  Unlike a lot of newbies, I had at least done my research: talked to other publishers, gone to conventions and seriously examined the market and what I was up against.  I got some great advice from Will Eisner, who taught me pragmatic things like logo design and how to publish within my means.  Still, I made some mistakes.

Probably the biggest hurdle was dealing with artists.  They can be very sensitive and insensitive depending on their volatility.  Artists (and most comic book publishers) aren’t very good business people.  They tend to let their emotions sweep them into a project and then get angry when they perceive the project as having failed.  Even worse was when they thought a project succeeded.  I have a short list of angry artists that are convinced I ran away with bags of cash.  The truth is, there just isn’t a lot of money in comics unless you really hit it big.  And even then, the money is in almost everything else, not the actual comic book.

BERANEK: What advice would you give someone wanting to run their own operation today?

DIGEROLAMO: Forget print.  It’s dead.  You can do print comics as a sideline, as part of your merchandise, but don’t design your business plan around it.  Today, webcomics are the future.  Unlike print where you have to constantly publish just to stay in the public eye, webcomics get you a great flexibility and exposure without putting out a tremendous amount of money for overhead.

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Christian Beranek’s Life of High Adventure #11: Interview with Lettering Samurai Thomas Mauer

August 4th, 2009
Author David Pepose

By Christian Beranek

Recently I was able to interview letterer/production guru Thomas Mauer. I hope that my readers will find what follows as interesting as I did. It’s not often you get the chance to peek behind the curtain and see how the nuts and bolts of comic production works — and in such an efficient manner! So with that I invite you to dive in…

BERANEK: Lettering is a under appreciated art form. What made you want to get into the profession?

MAUER: Fortune and glory, of course! Though not as a letterer. I just couldn’t find one for a few short stories I’d written in 2005, did the lettering myself, and then found people who wanted to pay me to letter theirs. So I figured lettering would be a good way to keep a presence in the industry while writing my own comics.

Haven’t written anything substantial since–and fortune? Forget about that. It’s a living, but also a constant hustle. Gotta love it to do it.

BERANEK: Who are some of the great letterers who have inspired your current work?

MAUER: Tom Orzechowski was the first letterer I knew by name. Last year, I had the great pleasure of working on a backup story for SAVAGE DRAGON #143, and thus appeared in the same book alongside him. Tom’s doing SD by hand, hadn’t done hand lettering for years, and he still has the magic touch. We’re sharing space in the upcoming second volume of OUTLAW TERRITORY from Image Comics as well, btw.

Other current influences in my quest for perfect imperfection in digital lettering are John Workman, Clem Robins, and Gaspar Saladino.

BERANEK: What process and programs do you use when you letter a comic?

MAUER: Microsoft Word, Adobe Illustrator, InDesign, and Photoshop are the programs I use. In Photoshop, you can check that the artwork is at the correct size and reformat if necessary. The writer’s dialogue and panel directions come from Word of course. That gets copy/pasted.

Illustrator is what the main work is done in. You can do vector graphics in it, which means balloons and copy (dialogue and effects) can be scaled to any size without losing clarity. This allows you to print books with tiny type or to print out large cloth banners where clarity of the text is very important.

My workflow goes like this:

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Christian Beranek’s Life of High Adventure #10: San Diego and Other Cons on the Cheap

July 24th, 2009
Author David Pepose

Written by Christian Beranek and Tony DiGerolamo

Christian Beranek and Tony DiGerolamo have both been to San Diego Comic Con and lived to tell the tale.  Many times, in fact.  After reading a piece by Ignition’s Bon Alimagno about whether or not a publisher should attend San Diego they decided to chime in with their thoughts…

TONY D:  Bon Alimagno’s recent article about why his company isn’t going to San Diego this year was pretty much right on the nose.

CB: If I had all those Vampirella comics in my office I wouldn’t leave either.  But yes, great article.

TONY D:  Yeah, I agree about 90% with it.  SD is crazily expensive to do and for the most part, you’re going to get lost in the shuffle.  But there are some cost cutting measures when you’re doing something guerrilla style that will allow you to make money and contacts.

CB: Tony D and I have a survival guide we’d like to share a few pearls of wisdom from.  Now, you’re not going to get the full skinny, just a taste.  We’re saving the rest of the details for when our book advance comes in. Tony, when is that agent calling us back?

TONY D:  It kind of depends upon what rung of that ladder in the comic book biz you currently perch.  Vampirella has been around for decades, so fans expect a fairly decent sized booth.  But if you’re already small, there’s some appeal of that to fans.  And with the sheer number of people in attendance, you can make some sales.

CB:  I stress that you’ll make some sales. The convention is mind-blowingly overwhelming for even the most hardy of attendees.  In addition, SDCC used to be known for being a place you could move some books, but it isn’t a pure comic show anymore.  It hasn’t been for many years.  Many people are there to see actors from their favorite films, such as Twilight.   And who can blame them, those vampires shimmer in the light!   They’re beautiful.

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Christian Beranek’s Life of High Adventure #9: Interview with comic book outlaw Michael Woods

June 29th, 2009
Author David Pepose

Interview conducted by CB and Tony D, two comic book outlaws in their own right.

1. Michael, congrats on Outlaw Territory Volume 1 out in stores now from Image Comics. We hear reviews are great, particularly for the “Ahiga” short story. What gave you the idea for the book?

Michael Woods: Thank you very much.  With Outlaw, I wanted to do something that was a polar opposite of the previous anthology (Low Orbit) and a western theme seemed to just fall into my lap.

2. How hard was it to handle Christian Beranek as a creator? We’ve heard he can be quite difficult.

Michael Woods: I have booze and pictures he’d rather not get out.

3. At anytime did Christian Beranek go renegade on you? Did he ask you to meet him in that dive bar he likes to frequent in Silverlake? The one where those people were murdered?

Michael Woods: People were murdered there?  I thought we were just going for drinks.

4. What are the plans for future editions of Outlaw Territory? Any creator names you can mention?

Michael Woods: There will be a volume two, which is almost finished.  Creators include Stuart Immonen, Sean Phillips, Greg Pak, Joshua Dysart, Paul Azaceta, Jeff Lemire, Francesco Francavilla, Rafael Albuquerque, Dustin Weaver, Tom Fowler and many more.

Oh, and that Christian Beranek guy is back again.  I mentioned about the pictures and the booze, right?

5. What is your craziest convention experience?

Michael Woods: My lawyers have advised me against telling that story.

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Christian Beranek’s Life of High Adventure #8: Convention Warriors

June 10th, 2009
Author David Pepose

Written by Christian Beranek and Tony DiGerolamo

**NOTE: Christian Beranek and Tony DiGerolamo will be attending Wizard World Philly June 19 – 21. In addition to being at table 154 all weekend, CB and Tony D will be doing a “Hollywood and the Graphic Novel” panel the Sunday of the show. Check http://www.wizardworld.com for more details. Now, onto the column!**

Imagination is a dangerous thing.

I never realized how dangerous it was until I started doing comic book conventions, especially the ones I did with my pal, CB.  Now you might look at us behind the SJRP/Silent Devil/Lead Pipe or other publisher table, imagine what it’s like and say, “Damn!  Look at those guys!  They are living the dream!  I wish I had that today!  I wish I was hanging easy at a comic book convention.  Relaxing.”

But comic book conventions, for those of us on the other side of the table, are anything but relaxing.  Sure, there are moments of repast, but in a larger sense the comic book convention is a delicate balance of fan interaction, promotion, and hopefully… sales.  Every show is a battle that each and every comic book publisher fights for to survive.  Because if you “lose” enough comic book conventions, you’re out of business, out of the game and back to the front side of the table staring at guys going, “Man, I wish I was hanging easy at a comic book convention.”

Now, I’m an iced tea kinda guy. Always have been. What gets me through a con are gallons of it. And I hold it in like a camel. I hold the line at the table. I’m the Rock of Gibraltar.  That’s how I make it look easy.

CB, he’s a salesman, but like any good promoter, he has to fuel his creativity via vices. Sometimes it’s a glass of rhubarb soda. Sometime it’s another type of carbonated beverage.  He’s the schmoozer.  The guy that’s wheeling and dealing for our next gig, while I’m trying to unload the previous ones.  That’s how we operate.  All of it for one thing and one thing alone:

To get paid to use our imaginations.  See?  Told you it was dangerous.

Because getting paid for your brain juice means that your brain must be in tip top form.  Like a shark, it must be in constant motion: Creating, moving, thinking upon the next thing and hopefully the next BIG thing.

There are only two kinds of people at convention; those that are helping us and speed bumps.  Helpers are nurtured, rewarded and thanked.  Speed bumps must be destroyed quietly, discreetly.

Fans are the biggest helpers.  Without them, you are pissing into the wind.  Most fans are honest, hardworking people that want nothing more than to meet the people whose brain juice they have sipped.  They chat and most importantly, they buy.  Buying is helpful.  That buying helps remove copies from our basements, spreads the word of our great brain juice and gives us money to buy iced tea and carbonated rhubarb.  Even fans that are speed bumps can be won over with time and patience.

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Christian Beranek’s Life of High Adventure #7: 5 Going On 6

June 3rd, 2009
Author David Pepose

By Christian Beranek

Let’s hop into a time machine, my trusted readers. Let’s head back to 1980. It was time of change — a time of destiny. It was the year that the last great Star Wars movie was released.

1980: I was 5 going on 6.

I was living in Germany and had just learned how to ride a bicycle. Motor skills and reflexes were good; coordination was bad. I rode my bike to the PX shop on base, where they sold all sorts of sundry things, including comic books. I saw a Star Wars comic on the rack. Empire Strikes Back was coming out soon and I couldn’t wait. “Who was this Boba Fett guy I saw in that weird Christmas special?” Maybe this comic had some answers.

It didn’t, but then it didn’t matter. There was a story inside that was actually related to what the cover said it was about. I felt deeply satisfied, as if I had just had a bunch of Velveeta slices and a glass of milk with cookies — that was the ultimate kid snack back then. The combination was probably poisonous, but back then we had heightened immune systems, because, unlike kids now, we were allowed to play outside and get dirty.

We need dirt, everyone. It’s important. You should pick up something disgusting from time to time. It’s good for you.

So, what was cool about most comics back then was the fact you could pick up an issue and read a self contained story. There weren’t many collected editions in 1980. All that mattered was hooking a reader on a single story. This meant there had to be a jumping on point. It didn’t matter if it was issue 1 or issue 500: You immediately knew what the hell was going on.

These days the philosophy of many companies is to “pad” six issue arcs of a series so they can collect them into a trade edition. That’s where the real money is made, anyway, after costs are recouped on sales from the singles. Once printing is recovered on the trade editions they enter that strange and mythical land known as “pure profit.”

I understand the business model behind the story arc strategy: it’s basically a string of one mini-series after another under the guise of a continuing series. There is a downside to this, however: You don’t get the same experiences many of us had when we first got into comics.

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Christian Beranek’s Life of High Adventure #6: The FBI Super Frat File

May 21st, 2009
Author David Pepose

Transcribed by Christian Beranek and Tony DiGerolamo

**Note for my readers: Super Frat is a popular webcomic by Tony (The Simpsons) DiGerolamo and Chris (Dracula vs. King Arthur, Sidekick) Moreno. It’s Animal House meets the Justice League!**

Christian Beranek and Tony DiGerolamo recently won a lawsuit against the Federal Government under the Freedom of Information Act to unseal their files.  Since the late 80’s, the FBI had been keeping tabs on the duo for two unrelated reasons.  Since 2003, Beranek has been publishing, DiGerolamo has been writing and artist, Chris Moreno has illustrated the popular webcomic, Super Frat.  Due to the raunchiness of the subject matter and DiGerolamo’s penchant for skewering political figures in the strip, the FBI kicked up their surveillance of the duo.  What follows are the highlights from their previously confidential files:

March 15, 1987:  While in college, DiGerolamo researches a report on local Neo-Nazis for an expose in his TV journalism class.  After a skinhead threatens to beat him with his own video camera, he changes the subject of his expose to “Campus Drinking Laws: Why the Age Should be Lowered Back to 19.” The FBI, monitoring the skinhead’s group runs a routine check on the college student finding several unpaid parking tickets.  He receives a B- on his alternate report.

July 29, 1993:  Christian Beranek is pulled over by New Mexico State Troopers for erratic driving.  This is a ruse as the troopers are actually after his “date”, a transsexual Mexican national known only as “Juanita”.  Juanita was a witness in a capital murder trial against figures in the Mexican Mafia and had eluded her handlers.  Troopers arrested Beranek for drunk driving, but he was acquitted when his lawyer argued that his front tires were on the Mexican side of the border and therefore out of the jurisdiction of the State Troopers.  The case is thrown out.  A routine check of Beranek by the FBI revealed three arrests for public drunkenness, but no convictions.

1996:  DiGerolamo and Beranek, neither one knowing the other yet and living in New Jersey and Virginia, respectively, read their first webcomic.  DiGerolamo wrote about this day on his now defunct blog, “A Taste of Tony”.  “I was just blown away.  The first webcomic opened up so many doors.  I had wanted to do the word balloons on computer, but the whole thing?  It would save tons of overhead.”  Beranek downloaded his first webcomic the same year and was simultaneously flagged by the FBI for posting an X-rated Japanese film in violation of International Copyright Laws.

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Christian Beranek’s Life of High Adventure #5: Web of Love, Free Comic Book Day Edition:

April 30th, 2009
Author David Pepose

By your Love Counselors Christian Beranek and Tony DiGerolamo

Christian Beranek and Tony DiGerolamo have dated women so you don’t have to.  Just like the avatar you use in your World of Warcraft online adventures, let CB and Tony D take the hits for you in the ever dangerous world of mingling with the opposite sex. And don’t worry, if you can’t tell the difference these days, CB sometimes can’t either.

Dear Web of Love:

Last year I met this great girl during Free Comic Book Day, but I was too shy to ask her out.  I know she’ll probably be at the store again this year.  She is a Bird of Prey fan and a hardcore Dr. Who enthusiast. How should I approach here?

Signed,

Green Arrow Looking for his Black Canary

TONY D:  Wow, that’s a tough one.

CB:  Yeah, I don’t get the appeal of Dr. Who.

TONY D:  Dude!  That show is quality science-fiction!

CB:  Yeah, with $1.99 special effects.

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Christian Beranek’s Life of High Adventure #4: Web of Love

April 21st, 2009
Author David Pepose

By your Love Counselors, Christian Beranek and Tony DiGerolamo

Christian Beranek and Tony DiGerolamo have dated women so you don’t have to. Just like the avatar you use in your World of Warcraft online adventures, let CB and Tony D take the hits for you in the ever dangerous world of mingling with the opposite sex. And don’t worry, if you can’t tell the difference these days, CB sometimes can’t either.

Dear Web of Love:

My boyfriend of six months is dumping me because I made out with my ex-boyfriend.  I want to win my boyfriend back, but he’s hurt and I don’t blame him.  But this was a one time thing.  I was feeling vulnerable and my ex took advantage.  I told my boyfriend right after it happened.  Shouldn’t he take me back because of my honesty?  Isn’t that what Superman would do?

Signed,
Lois with no Clark

(Editor’s Note: Some slightly NSFW hijinks after the cut!)

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