Tuesday, May 22

The Fourth Kind: A Failed Experiment in Suggestibility

November 14th, 2009
Author Isabelle Burtan

“The Fourth Kind” begins with its lead actress, Milla Jovovich, insisting that “real” footage was used wherever possible throughout the film, including audio and film recordings. This is followed by the “real” footage of the film’s director interviewing a strikingly alien-looking “real” Dr. Abigail Tyler. This creepy woman starts to ramble on, giving clues to the “true story” we are about to witness. While her “true story” could be oh-so-compelling—what is really going on in a remote Alaskan town when multiple people start sharing the same sleepy memories of owls—it opts to bludgeon itself to death with its own “evidence,” which succeeds in interrupting built-up tension wherever it occurs. Jarring first-year-o’-film-school split screens reveal the poor acting abilities of the “real people” in the story, making the “actors” seem more convincing. The film also spends so much time hammering on the “truth” of its story that it literally forces you to wonder if it’s not all one big fat lie.

And, (no) big surprise, it is and Universal has to pay money for its viral marketing.

The truth behind hypnosis—the tool the film uses to recover hidden memories of alien abductions from the “real” people of Nome, Alaska—might have been applied to make this “true story” scary movie a much better one. I’ve come up with four (hyuk hyuk) suggestions that “true story” horror filmmakers can use to help make an audience believe in something that isn’t real.

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A Tribute to Alan Tudyk, the Pop Rock of Cult

November 7th, 2009
Author Isabelle Burtan

Perhaps the greatest power—and danger—a huge fan of anything holds is her ability to be blinded by her adoration, losing all common sense, heaping compliments and rave reviews where none should go. And perhaps because I fear the real human potential to worship something beyond reason, I have a short list of things that have really withstood the test of time and will likely always blind me with delirious appreciation. I thought it would be wise to start my time at @Newsarama with a full disclosure of these biases. The shortness of this list does not mean I do not celebrate the genius of many, many, (perhaps too many?) things I have seen, or read, or experienced, but these and these alone blind my critical mind to the point of total idiocy and leave me immobilized with childlike wonder no matter how many times I’ve experienced them:

1) “X-Files” season 6 stand-alone episodes.
2) The running mindtrip of the 13th floor in Louis Sachar’s “Wayside School” series that blew my mind in 3rd grade.
3) “Werewolf Bat Mitzvah”
4) Corn-on-the-cob at summer fairs with that one spicy Cajun spicy salt on it
5) Alan Tudyk

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