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This Has A Red Traffic Light, You Just Can’t See It

March 19th, 2013
Author Graeme McMillan

Rich Johnston wants you all to know that he knows something that he’s not supposed to:

Everyone seems to think I love to spoil stories but it’s just not true, when I discovered one aspect to the ending of Age Of Ultron after the Marvel Summit, they asked me not to run it, so I didn’t (even though it screams at me from this month’s solicitations- could only eight people really know this one?)… Later, however, I was told a different aspect to the ending, which caused Marvel to properly panic when I shared with Marvel that I knew it – or at least a part of it – and I was told there were all sorts of legal implications if this story got spoiled by me.

Of course, saying “I know the ending but I can’t tell you” means that (a) Rich gets bragging rights without having to actually prove that he knows anything, and (b) all those who care about guessing the ending go wild at the tease, and try and decipher the clues (In addition to the “It screams at me from this month’s solicitations,” Rich also adds later the phrase “An unexpected guest star joining the Marvel Universe,” which would suggest someone who’s never shown up in a Marvel Comic before. Finally, Marvelman?), which seems to be a win-win scenario for all involved – including Marvel, who essentially get PR for Age of Ultron at no risk, because nothing actually gets spoiled. Everybody wins?

Hey, maybe I should start boasting that I know the ends to stories. I know how DC’s Trinity War en – Nah, I don’t even know how that even starts, yet.

7 Responses to “This Has A Red Traffic Light, You Just Can’t See It”
  1. Dan Radice Says:

    If you look at the first letter of the first word of each sentence in Johnston’s original post, they form an acrostic.

    Age Of Ultron‘s surprising ending…
    Nice bit of PR, certainly…
    Guarding the secret has been…
    Everyone seems to think I love…
    Later, however, I was told…
    And so, again, I’m not running it…

  2. Jason Says:

    If that’s true it’s like adding Ann Veal to the Marvel Universe. “Who?”

  3. Bob Oldman Says:

    Johnston posts these “neener neener I have a secret” style articles every now and then. If he had any actual info, he would post it. He can only cry wolf so many times…

  4. Adam Says:

    OK, so if that is an intentional acrostic, who the heck is “Angela”? The only one I can think of who has any great importance in comics is a Spawn character.

  5. Dan Radice Says:

    Yeah, there’s that one. I meanJohnston might just be messing with people. But since Neil Gaiman owns Angela (I believe) there might be some Angela for Marvelman deal that has been made that could fall apart if he blabs.

    Although,honestly, I can’t see how she would help the story in any way…

  6. SageShini Says:

    Rich Johnston jokes are always hilarious. I used to see their point back in the day (Mark Waid has an excellent post on just exactly what an LITG column could do), but lately he’s been ridiculously, stunningly accurate. He beat Newsarama AND CBR to the punch on the Fialkov and Diggle news, and all-in-all he’s been pretty accurate on news for both DC and Marvel at least since DC’s New 52 started.

  7. Adam Says:

    Holy cow, Dan was right–Rich was leaking an acrostic clue.

    Actually, now I’m thinking that Rich has got to stop doing that. I wouldn’t be surprised if Marvel had to release this news as damage control on Rich’s leak. (And no wonder they wanted to keep this under wraps–what if Todd McFarlane tries to block it?)

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