Who knew that Spider-Man was at the center of the upcoming singularity?
And, given that our increasingly globalized and technology-reliant world has created conditions under which space-time itself is compressing, it’s logical to assume that, eventually, there will be multiple Spider-Man films coming out simultaneously, in which each Spider-Man makes slightly different decisions and wears slightly different costumes. Soon enough, in fact, all movies will be Spider-Man movies, and, naturally, Lars Von Trier will direct them all. Emma Stone will play Aunt May in 2042, and even the 400 Peter Parkers sent to save Uncle Ben won’t be able to (spoiler alert!).
I should be worried that I actually kind of understood that, right…?
September 5th, 2012 at 4:12 am
Soon enough, in fact, all movies will be Spider-Man movies, and, naturally, Lars Von Trier will direct them all. Emma Stone will play Aunt May in 2042, and even the 400 Peter Parkers sent to save Uncle Ben won’t be able to (spoiler alert!).