Comments on: BEST STORY THIS WEEK: Nicolas Cage is a vampire

By: Hay

Hay — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 14:11:08 +0000

John smith lol that’s funny

By: ?A?

?A? — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 07:13:09 +0000

He is not. The ears doesn’t match.

By: Kevin Street

Kevin Street — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 22:08:31 +0000

You win the Internet this week, Jill Pantozzi!

Of COURSE Nicolas Cage is a vampire, or at least some kind of long lived supernatural entity of indeterminate nature. This explains so much.

Obligatory link:

http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/

By: Jon Smith

Jon Smith — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 04:53:12 +0000

and if you needed more proof…

http://www.suddentom.com/Nic%20Cage.jpg

By: Jimmy Trapp

Jimmy Trapp — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 05:16:21 +0000

It’s funny because the seller claimed that the photo was not digitally enhanced in any way and is an authentic print of Mr. Cage as a vampire from the late 1800′s. Yet I recognized that still instantly from a very funny vampire movie called “Kiss of the Vampire” (or Embrace of the Vampire). Very few people know about the film. Cage plays a man who becomes obsessed with the notion that he has been bitten by a vampire and he slowly makes himself into one, complete with plastic teeth and a sun ray allergy. It disturbing and at time hilarious. I wonder if the film director, or the film company can sue the seller for trying to make a profit off of their movie?

By: Brianna

Brianna — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 04:21:54 +0000

I was wondering who turned Keanu.

By: T.

T. — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 20:09:42 +0000

I wouldn’t be surprised if this is viral marketing for some Nicholas Cage vampire film.