One Moment in Time?

Owen Meany Instills Terror?

Only Monkeys Ingest Titanium?

Olympian Merchants Invent Television?

Ornery Muppets Instigate Termination?

O mniverse
M ission
I mpossible
T eam?

Original Marvel Is Timely.

Oh My It’s Terrible

Quesada declares war on…

Overly Militant Internet Trolls

Bah, McNulty, where one falls, two screen names will take it’s place. It’s an impossible war.

One More Idiotic Teaser

One More Identity Theft

O.M.I.T …W.H.A.T?

Any real reason to be interested?
How about trying to promote an actual story without nonsensical need for teasers, Marvel?

One-Man Information Technology – Marvel’s just launched a satellite that will beam digital comics downloads directly to our brains. Side effects include mohawks.

one more idiot teaser, one marvelous idiotic teaser, one massive idiotic teaser, one moronic idiotic teaser, take your pick we’ll find out soon enough!

“Considering that Joe Quesada himself is working on the project, you know it’s something big.”

Big? Really? Was Daredevil Father “big”? It is best known for its lateness.

orange monks in tights one mighty itchy thong one mildly irritating touch kickass was a great movie

very nice kyle, so very nice

or old man itches testes

Official Marvel Index Timeline

Ozymandias Makes It Terrible. A late Watchmen movie commentary?

Here’s an idea, why don’t we stop the EXTREMELY non-funny wise-ass answers and actually try & figure it out? seriously, why do you all have to be ass-bags about it?

You all missed it.

Marvel has no idea what it is and is hoping by throwing out a couple letters as a teaser that someone will come up with an idea for them.

Only Modok Is Talking

tcalexander, I’ll give you five bucks. You pay shipping. and I say Overly Morose Internet Tease.

Frank H MacDonald Says:
April 8th, 2010 at 5:18 am

Here’s an idea, why don’t we stop the EXTREMELY non-funny wise-ass answers and actually try & figure it out? seriously, why do you all have to be ass-bags about it?
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Figure what out? The best and most logical ‘serious’ guess (in my mind, anyway) is ‘One Moment In Time’, but even that is still a guess. There is nothing *to* figure out yet. An acronym, two names, and a date do not offer a lot of room for serious deductive insight.

One way to combat assbaggery, if it is truly a source of distress, is to ignore it and expound upon your own theories of what OMIT means. Calling attention to assbaggery, particularly on the internet, is almost certain to increase, rather than decrease, said assbaggery.

That being said….

One Man’s Internet Theorem
Our Momma Isn’t There
Only My Ideas Thrive
Oblong Monkey In Toilet

L.A.M.E.

What a cynical lot you all are. Why bother reading comics if you are that jaded with the medium.

Put the bitch back in the bottle, and try being nice for 1 whole day.

You might even like it!

Eh. Most days the b!tch is in the bottle. This ad campaign is lazy, however. It’s fine to be mysterious to create buzz. The Noir line was good marketing when they leaked just images. Or the Secret Avengers silhouettes and a phtrase. The “OMIT” in creaky typewriter font and a date: not terribly compelling for the reasons Eric T pointed out above. The cynical fans are demonstrating more creativity than Marvel in this specific campaign.

“How Could One More Day Get Any Worse”

Wait, that’s HCOMDGAW. I flunked acronyms 101.

ROFJO

If that’s an actual title for a comic or a comic event, that’s REALLY lame. I think what Quesada and Marvel are trying to say with this teaser is that people should omit more Marvel titles from their pull files and add Vertigo’s Daytripper and DC’s Flash or pick up some great graphic novels like King Of The Flies or Alec “The Years Have Pants”. These teaser ads that give a person nothing to go with are a lot of sound signifying nothing.

Hickman & Weaver’s S.H.I.E.L.D was great though! Bring on the second printing of that!

Well ok, One more day was not exactly awesome sauce, but the subsequent Spider-Man comics have been ace. Paolo Rivera is one of the best artists working in comics today (any doubters should look at his incredibly beautiful work on the ‘Mythos’ series). This’ll be cool.

As for the ‘Teaser haters’, why are you even reading these articles? (let alone wasting your life bitching about them?). It’s comics- it’s supposed to be fun.

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M arvel
I nduced
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