
“When I read those lines, I may have actually pulled a muscle from cringing so hard”: Jeff Lester recently caught up with some comics that were waiting for him at his shop, including the last few issues of Blackest Night, and he zeroed in on one of the strange things about Geoff Johns’ latest big crossover for DC—it’s kind of fantastic and kind of terrible simultaneously (Actually, his words were “really, really smart” and “really, really stupid”). Lester found himself cringing at the “awful dialogue,” like the line in the panel above, which yeah, is a really stupid thing to say. I’ve made peace with Johns’ Green Lantern writing long ago—I just realized while reading the recent forty-ninth issue that it is now the super-comic I’ve been reading the longest without dropping at any point—by embracing its awesomeness and its stupidity as two sides of the same crazy coin. For example, that stupid line above? Yes, that is a dumb thing to say, and Hal Jordan is dumb for saying it. But that’s okay with me because, at the end of the day, Hal Jordan is an idiot, right? Maybe Johns is simply giving him stupid things to say because, as a stupid character, Jordan is always saying stupid things. Well, probably not, but I’ll read Green Lantern my own way, thanks. And imagining Sinestro sighing deeply at the end of every panel in which Jordan gets a line is my way.
Speaking of Geoff Johns…: Yesterday DC posted a five-page preview of the writer’s sixth and final issue of Adventure Comics (which is also on the main page), which features both Krypto and a dinosaur on the cover, making it a must-buy. (In the future, Johns will write the first six issues of every new DC comic book). Also, the New York Times named the popular writer one of their “Nifty 50.” Johns seemed to have had a pretty good year last year, and I get the feeling that he’s going to have a pretty good 2010 too.
“Your Favorite Comic Book Characters’ New Year’s Resolutions”: Writing for Comics Alliance, Chris Sims rounds up your favorite superheroes, supervillians and Daily Bugle editorial staff members’ resolutions for 2010.
And speaking of Sims…: His Invincible Super-Blog just turned five recently, which is like 25 in blog years. Congratulations, Sims! Here’s his most recent “Week In Ink” feature, in which he throws a car battery made of words at Blackest Night: Wonder Woman #2 and cracks a hard-to-beat series of seven consecutive jokes about the seventh planet from the sun while reviewing Marvel Boy: The Uranian #1.
“IF the periodical dies, it will have been our own fault for not only supporting but actually rewarding publishers for their behavior”: Retailer, writer and Savage Critic ringleader Brian Hibbs recently said some things at ICv2.com that I hope everyone heard regarding retailers’ role in their abusive relationship with some publishers. For example:
Take variant covers, for example—the only reason they get produced in the absurd numbers they do is because YOU are ordering them. If you stopped, so would they.
Yeah! Right on! Variant covers are everyone’s problem. Publishers should stop publishing them, but they keep publishing them because retailers keep ordering them. Retailers should stop ordering them, but they keep ordering them because their consumers keep buying them. I suppose. I don’t know nor can I imagine anyone paying more than cover price just to get a stupid variant cover that will never, ever be worth any money. Who are these people? Are they all 12-year-olds? Is that it? If so, then maybe we can all just peer pressure them into not buying variants anymore. Preteens are super susceptible to peer pressure, right?
It’s only a matter of time before George Lucas makes a stop-motion animated film like this: Comics writer and comics blogger extraordinaire Kevin Church recently linked to a photo blog entitled Star Wars Figures, Doing What They Do Best, which consists of extremely dramatic photo compositions of the original Star Wars action figures. They’re all oddly beautiful, although even the best photographer in the world can’t keep Obi Wan and Lando’s capes from looking a little like plastic hot dog buns.
“What works brilliantly in morbidly hilarious cartoons, however, is a tougher trick to translate to live theater”: Writing for the New York Times, Patrick Healy delves into the critical reaction to The Addams Family Broadway musical. Among those interviewed are the uniquely qualified to comment Jules Feiffer, himself a pretty ingenious cartoonist as well as a playwright.
“Long, long ago, in the dark days before The New York Times started keeping a best-seller list for comics… there was Eddie Campbell”: Glen Weldon covers Campbell’s Alec: The Years Have Pants collection from Top Shelf for NPR, and the piece includes a preview.