The first issue of X-Men Noir: Mark of Cain hit the stores today, and artist Dennis Calero was working overtime to promote the book on Twitter, using a series of bizarre and hilarious tweets to describe the book. A partial list can be found below. You can follow Dennis on Twitter here.
1. @RichGinter called someone a racist slur at court to get a copy of Mark of Cain #1. **no he didn’tabout 21 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to RichGinter
2. @BatGirlBabs said “If you don;t like XMN Mark of Cain 1, you’re a communist.” **Not an actual quoteabout 21 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to BatGirlBabs
3. @fredvanlente and I each made sweet sex to the goat-goddess of awesomeness and she gave birth to Xmen Noir Mark of Cain #1about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
4. if you buy any other comic tomorrow but MOC #1, you’re spitting in Baby Jesus’s eye. Not grown up Jesus who can take it. BABY jesus, foolabout 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
5. @popgunpulp MOC #1 is like 40 million viagras with crow bars beating down your door and taking your wife to the Bahamas.about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to popgunpulp
6. @RangerChic MOC #1 makes sliced bread look like a kick in the crotch AND the neck. sliced bread! feh!about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to RangerChic
7. XMEN NOIR mark of cain is like a porn star coming over to your house and making you do your laundry. if thats your sort of thingabout 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
8. if you dont buy xmen noir mark of cain 1 , it will find your mother and make sweet sex to her. i warned youabout 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
9. XMN Mark of Cain #1 will paint your house. Try getting a migrant worker to do that for 2.95about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
10. I guarantee XMN Mark of Cain #1 will have sex with you. it will be awesome. don’t let ur mom pick it up unless she needs it but goodabout 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
11. Xmen Noir Mark of Cain by @fredvanlente and myself will make your butthole ring superfluous!!! because it will blow out your ass!about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
12. Xmen Noir Mark of Cain by @fredvanlente and myself will make your butthole ring superflous!!! because it will blow out your ass!about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
Dennis is also out on Comicvine, giving people a chance to win original art from the series by making silly videos abusing Fred Van Lente’s script for comical gain. You’ve got to subscribe to the series’ Facebook fan page to qualify.
December 10th, 2009 at 12:25 am
that book looks so purrty