You may have read yesterday about the confusion regarding Warren Ellis and Wizard World Toronto Comic Con — where the Planetary writer was a bit surprised at a ToyFare ad that seemed to heavily imply that he would be attending the convention, when in fact he was not sure he would be attending ANY conventions in 2010.
Yet reader Christian A. Dumais took this ball and ran with it, inspiring another post, showing the other event that Warren Ellis will NOT be attending. Although I’m sure he could “l’chaim” with the best of us.
Warren Ellis, of course, is a busy man — and there are plenty of other (fake Photoshopped) events that he will certainly NOT be attending. To disclaim: NOT attending. Because it’s a joke. Some are goofy, others are NSFW. You’ve been warned.
To be fair, the bears have more to fear from Warren than anything else.
I bet if you dressed your dog up like Spider Jerusalem, he would probably show up. It may be lethal to your dog, however.
And finally, the grand-poohbah of Warren-Ellis-not-attendingness, assuredly NSFW, would be Warren going… er, international. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
[Dubious thanks to Christian for inspiring this]