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The Ballad of G.I. Joe

August 10th, 2009
Author Lan Pitts

From Funny or Die, comes this awesome little number.

Credits:

Laz Alonso as Doc
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Billy Crudup as Zartan
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Joey Kern as Tomax
Joey Kern as Xamot
Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho
Julianne Moore as Scarlett
Henry Rollins as Duke
Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
Olivia Wilde as The Baroness
and
Sgt. Slaughter as Himself
Also featuring Jamin Fite as Cobra Commander
Frankie Kang as Storm Shadow
Geoff Mann as Buzzer
Andreas Owald as Snake Eyes
Daniel Strange as Torch
Kevin Umbricht as Ripper

6 Responses to “The Ballad of G.I. Joe”
  1. David Gallaher Says:

    That’s a hell of a cast list!

  2. Monetta Says:

    Granted it’s no Cold Slither, but the cameos make it a win.

  3. Egg Embry Says:

    That. Was. Awe. Some.

    Egg Embry
    http://www.ComicsByEgg.com

  4. Simon DelMonte Says:

    OH, if only this were the cast of the movie.

  5. rico Says:

    Formidable cast. I just don’t like Vinnie thrown in there. that guy’s bloody cool, but he don’t fit Destro.

  6. Cortney Josilowsky Says:

    Guessing has never been widely acclaimed as a good gambling strategy. -Dr. G

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