It seems as though country music is holding out for a hero, and only Brad Paisley can save them.
The country star, whose self-drawn animation has been a staple of his concerts, will be rescuing country greats like Reba McIntyre, Kenny Chesney, and Carrie Underwood… in a Superman outfit.
“Carrie Underwood is tied to the train tracks, and I go and save her and she says, ‘My hero!’ Then Kenny Chesney is in the islands and gets attacked by robots, and I fly down and beat them up and he says, ‘My hero!’ Then Reba is being chased by a dinosaur, which is something that could happen you know, and I save her and she says, ‘My hero!’”
Um… right. Apparently, Paisley is using all of these icons without permission, citing the entire thing as South Park-esque parody. All I know is, this development may conflict with Chris Sims‘ definitive ending of Final Crisis:
Thoughts, Rama readers?