Wolverine has been known to take a lot of punishment, but no healing factor can take the most harrowing abuse of all: movie critics.
While the film is not set to be released til midnight, the first of the reviews have begun to surface — and currently, the outlook does not look good. Earning 39% Rotten on RottenTomatoes, here’s some highlights of what the critics are saying:
Justin Chang, Variety: Heavily fortified with adamantium, testosterone and CGI, “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” is a sharp-clawed, dull-witted actioner that falls short of the two Bryan Singer-directed pics in the franchise but still overpowers 2006′s “X-Men: The Last Stand.” For all its attempts to probe the physiological and psychological roots of its tortured antihero, this brawny but none-too-brainy prequel sustains interest mainly — if only fitfully — as a nonstop slice-and-dice vehicle for Hugh Jackman.
Lisa Schwartzbaum, Entertainment Weekly: Is it possible to make a movie about a superhero these days without injecting scenes of dreary superambivalence between expensive action sequences?
Fionnuala Halligan, Screen International: It just about scrapes through as being enjoyable, loud, banging, daft multiplex entertainment.
Claudia Puig, USA Today: Jackman invests his fierce character with a cheeky attitude, clear-eyed intelligence and inherent decency, compelling viewers to care about his metamorphosis.
Bill Goodykoontz, Arizona Republic: While packed with effects and action, without the attention to story and emotional investment present in such films as The Dark Knight and Ironman, Wolverine ultimately doesn’t rise above its comic-book roots.
David Germain, Associated Press: Sadly, Wolverine’s journey is one long run-the-gauntlet scenario, with people pounding on him from all sides until he emerges at the other end as the lone-wolf amnesiac bound for membership in the X-Men gang.
Phil Villarreal, Arizona Daily Star: Whoever pirated X-Men Origins: Wolverine got a punishment that fit the crime.
We’ll keep you posted on everything shakes out as more reviews keep on coming.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:11 am
“without the attention to story and emotional investment…Wolverine ultimately doesn’t rise above its comic-book roots.”
Typical ignorant reviewer. Comics are for kids, no depth, blah blah blah.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:27 am
These reviews are being kind. It’s atrocious.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:41 am
The Arizona Daily Star comment is probably the most accurate thing I’ll ever read about this film. I’ll freely admit I downloaded the leaked copy, and the film was just painful to watch – it was punishment to have to sit through it.
I’m glad I’ll be saving money by not seeing it in theatres. If I did, I’d want my money back.
April 30th, 2009 at 8:58 am
Roger Ebert also gave it two stars. Just as a point of comparison, he gave Iron Man three stars, the first X-Men, two and a half, and three stars for both X2 and X-Men: The Last Stand.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:56 am
I hate the “rise above its comic book roots” comments because that’s just naive, pseudo-elitist, and clueless. But otherwise I gotta say the mostly poor reviews are generally spot-on. I take no shame in having seen the leaked work print online (why no one at FOX ever did anything to pull it from the site I streamed it from is beyond me… It was easy enough to find), but if I had honestly liked what I saw I’d have already bought my tickets to see it this weekend. But I didn’t, and I won’t.
It was dismal, rushed, suffered from “Hey! Look! A squirrel!” ADD all throughout, was loaded with too many extraneous mutants (watch Blob and try not to think of Fat Bastard from Austin Powers), and the attempts to link the film to X2 just pointed out how inferior this movie is to X2 (not the least of which is how this new, younger Stryker couldn’t carry Brian Cox’s jock). I won’t blame fans for going to check it out, I’m just glad I’ll be saving my money. I think a lot of others will wish they had after they leave the theatre.
As I feared, Hugh Jackman’s performance, and undeniable charisma, is the only saving grace in this film. Well, that Wolverine’s girlfriend is freakin’ hot. But we didn’t get enough of her.
April 30th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
We should accept the possibility that this movie just may not be very good, no matter how much we WANT it to be good…
April 30th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
I liked it. Am i the only one who’s stomach churns when viewing Singers camp X1 and X2. The kid obviously loved X-Men and knows his stuff but being homosexual himself he cramed those movies with so much homoerotic innuendo and took the bright colours in the comics and applied them in a homo-rainbow mosaic throught the films. Honestly, Wolverine is as good as it was gonna get coming from a studio. And anyone who says that it was superficial dialogue and plot between expensive action sequences needs to go back and flick through the comics because that’s all they were too, action, talking, action, talking, action, action, end.
April 30th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
“We should accept the possibility that this movie just may not be very good, no matter how much we WANT it to be good…”
This didn’t work for 300 or Watchmen, it’s probably not going to work here either.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:21 am
@Eden – I always have a hard time getting too caught up in Ebert’s reviews of big movies like this. He tends to be very influenced by the zeitgeist (hence more stars for X3 than X-Men) and he knows that his stature as the Critic Of Record will allow him to retroactively fix any views that aren’t valid with a review in a book or something further on up the road.
May 1st, 2009 at 9:35 am
@ Will: So… gay-bash much? As far as I can tell, Singer’s sexuality is your only gripe about the first two X-Men movies. I can see some of Singer’s dealing with Gay Catholic angst a bit in Superman Returns (though, truth be told, that movie had far, far worse problems than that), but I’m not seeing it either of his X-Men movies.
Now, if you want to get right down to it, the persecution of the mutants in X-Men lore has long been seen by many has having a parallel to the treatment of gay men and women in the real world, but I think that’s come across much more on the page (the excellent God Loves, Man Kills immediately comes to mind). You can transfer some of that over to X2 I guess, since that film was partly influenced by God Loves, Man Kills. If anything, however, I think X3 (which Singer had nothing to do with) drove the parallel home much more, what with the proposed “cure” and all.
Anyhow, I think Singer’s two X-Men films are wonderful. No, they’re not much like the X-Men books I suppose, but I found them a lot more accessible than the majority of X-Men books I’ve read. I didn’t need to know 30-40 years of convoluted continuity to enjoy either X1 or X2. The plots and scripts were solid, even better than solid in the case of X2.
It’s true that I only saw the unfinished work print of Wolverine, but it’s enough to tell me that Wolverine isn’t nearly as good as either of those. At least the Singer films aren’t completely lacking in logic or overloaded with a bunch of unnecessary characters.
May 1st, 2009 at 9:46 am
Russ, even though I don’t always agree with Ebert (though I do more often than I don’t) I respect him for being a straight shooter and calling ‘em like he sees ‘em. He’s looking at the movie on its own terms. The comics history (or, say, the novel a film is based on) isn’t going to matter to him because he’s probably never read said comic (or least hasn’t since he was kid) or perhaps not the novel either.
He also doesn’t shun any one type of genre. For him, a good movie’s a good movie regardless of the type of film. Not sure what he saw in X3 (which is a film I tired to watch again recently and simply couldn’t do it), but I’ll call that one an anomaly. He’s generally applauded comic book films when they’ve been worthy (the two Nolan Bat-films, Iron Man and Spidey 2 all come to mind), and has generally been brutal when they’ve sucked (far too many to name here). If anything, I thought he was way too kind to the Watchmen movie, but then (like I said) he’s never read the book.
Anyhow, agree with him or not, I think he’s probably the most thoughtful film critic out there. He usually makes me think, and in this case he actually had me questioning how much I honestly like the character of Wolverine myself. I’m still not sure what the answer is. I think I generally like Wolverine in context of the X-Men (I think the Wolverine: First Class comic is one of best comics out there today), but not so much otherwise.
May 1st, 2009 at 5:09 pm
I saw this coming back when they announced that Gambit was going to be in it.
May 4th, 2009 at 8:25 am
I liked it. The two of us did a matinee for $12 and it was worth seeing the action on the big screen. It was fun and loud, and cheaper than a couple of bar-drinks that simply would have been expelled a couple of hours later. So, $12 was worth a rainy Sunday afternoon matinee catching some cheap thrills. To me, that’s what movies are — Entertainment and Diversion for a couple of hours. For that, it was enjoyable. Worth checking out on the big screen or a DVD rental.
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