Well, how else are you going to get the gerbil out?
Kevin Smith, Silent Bob’s alter ego as well as the foul-mouthed funnyman behind Clerks, Chasing Amy, and most recently, Batman: Cacophony, will be hitting Carnegie Hall on June 17th.
In a press release, Smith replied, “This country must truly be in a desperate financial crisis. How else to explain Carnegie Hall allowing someone with so little talent onto their hallowed stage.”
Tickets go on sale Monday, April 20th. You can try your hand at buying tickets here.
If you’re lucky enough to score tickets, don’t be an idiot, and make sure you don’t ask him: “What’s a Nubian?” Trouble may ensue.