raccoons, and plenty of them. colton, you do not want to corner one of these little bastards.

we see families of them at night walking around like rich landlords.

For you kids out there too young to get the reference—

http://tinyurl.com/dc8vjj

Seriously though, thanks for everything, man. Glad you like how the piece turned out.

I can just picture it: ‘Sir, I’m sure a man from NY finds these types of calls to be funny. But we have enough problems with the elderly falling asleep behind the wheel to field calls like this.’ ~click~

let me know what you thought.

honestly, i don’t need to curse … there might actually be kids under 8 that will read this,so I am going to limit them from now on. key word : limit.

see? you changed the world.

as far as the see thru shirts…i didn’t notice that till you pointed it out. tells you where my brain is at.

I just thought it was a beautiful photo of her without the watchmen gear.

And Jonah Hex #1′s really a nice cover !

(and thanks for the picture. )

Anything you’d like to say to the crazed fans about to swarm you?

Answer: I love those fans. They’re so passionate, and you don’t want to disappoint them. Bur I’m not really Silk Spectre II, and I can’t do anything as far as kicking somebody’s ass for you. Just say hello. And don’t grab my butt.

i really liked that realm thing. obvously the story was typical ad stuff, but the whole site and even more so the comic was put together really well. THAT is what a motion comic should be. not that “almost animation but no quite” thing they did with watchmen. i really liked the way the camera moved around from panel to panel and how the motion in the panels were very subtle and limited. the whole thing was very dynamic and very engaging. i hope whoever “directed” it moves on to doing some stuff for entertainment and not ad purposes. i think it could be some cool stuff.

i also hate spoilers in trailers. almost as much as i hate spoilers in TV previews. nothing worse than seeing something like “next week on lost… SOMEONE DIES!”

listen, TV exec guy, just because you’re not telling me WHO dies, doesn’t mean it’s still not a spoiler. now instead of enjoying the show and being genuinely surprised when there’s a death, i’m just sitting there, taken out of the show, waiting for someone to die.

The monkey situation could have been worse, it could have been a baboon. Evil creatures!

Always a good article. No one can jump from monkey news to movies reviews, boobs and original art like you.

Buy Jonah Hex people! Can’t wait for issue #50 with Darwyn, oversized and all….err, wait, that didn’t come out right….

and colbert can have the monkey if he can catch him. its one of the reasons i didnt rat him out as well…imagine the press people in my yard?

although, it would have been a good tool to push jonah hex

Me talking to the cameras: ” i saw the monkey reading the latest issue of JONAH HEX, a wonderful comic put out by d.c. comics each and every first week of the month. I quickly followed the monkey back to its lair and found 5 trade books featuring JONAH HEX that are all available now at local comic shops and on amazon.com”

yeah, i would use that monkey.

I LOL’d. You can take the boy out of the city…

Don’t let Stephen Colbert know if you plan on harboring and abetting the escaped monkey. He is America’s leading crusader against fugitive primates run amok.

Is it just me or does the pictured macaque look a little bit like Keith Giffen if you squint? And by noticing that, am I insulting Keith or complimenting the monkey?

mr wesley: agree…watchmen, last house on the left…not for kids, unless you want to freak them out.

Horace: i got none left.

Mechagamera: amanda and i laughed at your post all day.

RE: Spoilers in movie trailers…
Personally, I hate when that happens, but I’m beginning to realize I may be in the minority. A couple of months ago a friend and I got into a heated discussion about Marley & Me. He was seriously, genuinely upset that nobody told him that…

(SPOILER ALERT)

…the dog dies in the movie. Never mind the fact that most movies about dogs end with the dog dying (Old Yeller, anyone?), but the movie was based on a BEST-SELLING memoir about a DOG DYING. It was the premise of the whole memoir, reflections on a dead companion.

My friend was offended that the studio didn’t have a disclaimer on the trailer saying, “HEY! THE DOG DIES IN THIS MOVIE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!” He felt insulted that I was surprised at the fact that he didn’t know about the movie when he went to see it. How could he not know? It was only one of the biggest books of last year. Even if he hadn’t read it, surely he had heard what it was about.

I don’t know. I’m still surprised when I hear about someone taking their kids in to see Watchmen, so what do I know?

If something weird is going to happen, it’s best when it happens to a writer who can appreciate the situation. Thanks for the laugh. Will the monkey get to draw an issue of Jonah Hex? I hear macaques are great with genre work.