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Linkarama@Newsarama

January 31st, 2009
Author J. Caleb Mozzocco

Grandpa, what’s a Muslim? And why are you dressed like that?: A Chrsitian couple in Singapore are on trial under the Sedition Act and Undesirable Publications Act for distributing a couple of anti-Islamic Chick Tracts, including this one, “The Little Bride.” Like most Chick Tracts, “The Little Bride” seems far too stupid to be offensive (um, to me, anyway, obviously not to some in Singapore), and it demonstrates the usual shaky theology and willful ignorance of both Christianity and Islam that makes them all so easy to dismiss. But after reading this one, I’m still haunted by one question that I can’t dismiss quite so easily—Why is Susy’s grandpa wearing a tuxedo and eye patch?! Is he a British spy or… or…what, exactly? (Link yoinked from Dirk Deppey).

What he said: Tucker Stone explains how DC, Marvel, their imitators and all you jerks who buy variant covers are destroying the comics industry, and screwing things up for the rest of us. (Serious question: Is the comics industry in the field of publishing or the field of collectables?)

“Accident or frantic effort or whatever, the cacaphonic style of this issue does a disarming job of touching something deep and strange inside the Event comic”: In a perfect world, DC’s Final Crisis trade would feature a six-page introduction or afterword by Joe “Jog” McCulloch pieced together from his reviews of the series, and DC will allow him to remain brutally honest in his assessment (count the number of deeply’s Jog uses to describe “deeply flawed” in this review; I dare you!). Why? Because he manages to explain the book’s various virtues and vices as a text better than, frankly, any DC staffers or even Grant Morrison himself have been able to do in interviews. I mean, Morrison knows what he was trying to say, obviously—you can certainly take his word on what he was going for—but it takes another party to say what’s actually there, and Jog does a great job of it.

Comics have finally driven a stake through the heart of the 1950s comic book scare because a guy who used to write comics won a prestigious award for the latest of his very popular works of prose fiction for young readers, hooray!: Oh hey, wait a minute, that doesn’t make any sense at all, now does it?

Don’t worry political cartoonists, at lest this one guy’s reading you: If you, like me, are an American, then you probably won’t recognize a single name in this article that isn’t Gordon Brown or Margaret Thatcher because we Americans just barely know who’s running our own country, let alone Donald Rumsfeld’s Old Europe, but this article from an Irish paper points out that Brown’s complaint about being drawn too fat should warm cartoonists’ hearts since, after all, it’s proof that one of the most powerful men in England still reads them.

Speaking of Gordon Brown and whether he’s fat or not…: This is the craziest headline I’ve seen in a while.

Is it weird to refer to Harvey Pekar as a “maven?” It sounds weird to me: Dean Haspiel talks print vs. web in a piece in The New York Times, a print publication that you can read on the web.

8 Responses to “Linkarama@Newsarama”
  1. Joe Says:

    The Jack Chick Tracts are offensive to me because they’re so stupid. I mean sometimes I’ll see a particularly bad viewpoint on Christianity or Christians and I’ll think “That’s completely underserved!” but then I’ll remember “Oh yeah, Jack Chick”. Ugh.

  2. Thacher E Cleveland Says:

    “[T]hey’ll keep churning these suckers out, and comic retailers will have to eat it, they’ll keep stealing the space on the rack where a Vertigo title goes, where an Oni or an Image deserves a chance, because they’ll have had to cater to the junkie.”

    As a retailer, any retailer who’s going to bump Vertigo, Image or Oni comics for a variant cover is kind of an idiot. If you have a market for variants for a collector or specific customer that enjoys them, great. If not, don’t get them. I’ve sold 1 in 10 “villain variants” barely above cover to people that enjoy them for the cover art, but have passed on “Monkey” and Skrull variants because I’ve talked to my customers and I know they don’t want them.

    The notion that THERE IS ONLY ONE RIGHT WAY TO BUY AND ENJOY COMICS is a ridiculous argument. If you don’t like variants, fine, great, leave them be. Comics should be striving to be more inclusive of readers and types of fans and less “that guy is an idiot because he likes covers like this, or he likes this guy ‘too much.’”

    Comics are a medium. They can cater to the biographical art comic fan and the guy who buys every Wolverine variant. One doesn’t need the other to die so that it can live. Any retailer or fan who thinks so is causing the industry and art form a grave disservice.

  3. Tucker Stone Says:

    “As a retailer, any retailer who’s going to bump Vertigo, Image or Oni comics for a variant cover is kind of an idiot. ”

    And if you’re a retailer who doesn’t bump Vertigo, Image or Oni comics for variant covers, that’s fabulous. And as soon as more retailers–like the three I’m thinking of right now, all of them the three closest in proximity to my bed–stop being idiots, then jam on, no more complaining. So yeah, that’s great that you’re the candle in the wasteland, leading the way towards better comics retailing. Seriously, I’m glad and I wish your store was the one I went too, and the one after that, and the one after that. But guess what? It wasn’t.

  4. Jamee Says:

    “So yeah, that’s great that you’re the candle in the wasteland, leading the way towards better comics retailing. Seriously, I’m glad and I wish your store was the one I went too, and the one after that, and the one after that. But guess what? It wasn’t.”

    Are you really being serious? Because you sound very sarcastic and frankly, kind of hateful.

  5. Pot Kettle Says:

    Jamee,

    Tucker Stone’s whole act is that he’s a miserable dick. If it’s not a act and he really is that much of a douchebag, then I pity his wife.

  6. Kevin Huxford Says:

    Pot Kettle? Is that an acknowledgment within your own comment that you’re that much of a douche and that we should pity your spouse? ;)

    But, seriously, my take on Tucker’s comment is that he is sincerely glad the retailer here does a better job handling his variant issues, but wanted to stress that his example doesn’t invalidate his assertion that far too many retailers do exactly what Tucker discussed in his blog. YMMV

  7. Thacher E Cleveland Says:

    I’m taking what Tucker said seriously, despite his his flair for the sarcastic. If a shop is bumping regular comics for variants, that’s a bad shop. Believe me, I’ve had plenty of nut-jobs asking about and lusting over Obama variants and sometimes they’ve made me want to pull my hair out, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to start neglecting regulars or not tell these variant hunters than these things probably aren’t going to appreciate in value. If someone just wants that thing because it’s a cool thing and they want to spend money on it, then that’s great for me. Variants aren’t the thing that’s going to save the comics business, but they aren’t the magic bullet that’s going to kill the art form either. We’ve been burned chasing variants before (and probably will be again) and we’ve been burned not getting variants before (and I probably will be again). At this point we just try to use good judgment and approach them reasonably, because I doubt they’re going anywhere.

  8. Buy IMac Says:

    Now i know, thanks for the info, I value your opinion alot more.:)

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