Hi, I’m Russell, and I’m a racist.
Not in the way you think, don’t worry. I’m not going to dive off the deep end with some lenghty and ill-advised tirade against someone who might be reading my column. Instead, I’m going to confess to my deep, abiding hatred of a minority group of about 100,000 living in the DC Comics Universe.
That’s right, folks. I’m here to advocate the wholesale genocide of the Kryptonian race. And before you ask—no, I don’t mean to suggest that anything bad should happen to Kal-El, who we all know can never really stay dead anyway.
But Kara Zor-El can bite the dust (again), as far as I’m concerned.
Actually, while I’m a post-Crisis on Infinite Earths fan and therefore a big proponent of Superman as “the Last Son of Krypton” as opposed to a city full of the flying folk, it’s also true that my intolerance is not limited to other Kryptonians. Let’s go down the list:
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Supergirl? I hate her.
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Wonder Girl? What’s the use?
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Red Arrow? A pale imitation of the original. They even made him a shameless womanizer, and for a while gave him a stupid little beard.
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Bart Allen? Before he was dead, I was a huge fan of Impulse. The moment he became Kid Flash and started dressing like Wally, they lost me. Most of what made Bart a compelling character was completely independent of the Flash mantle.
While I don’t think any sane person can take issue with the Green Lantern Corps right now, the reality is, I’ve never had much use for characters who are a bigger/smaller/female/alien/animal equivalent of exactly the same character. Why waste talent like Greg Rucka, Sterling Gates and James Robinson telling stories that revolve around a teenage girl version of Superman, when they could be used—at a minimum—to tell the ongoing adventures of some other teenage girl who has a different costume, a different set of powers, etc.? I feel like milking these franchises for everything they can is just another way for comics publishers to be lazy and uncreative, and then ask the fans to fork over their hard-earned cash for the privilege of reading it.
The idea that these characters and concepts were starting to be retired and/or at least replaced with somewhat more creative riffs on the same idea (see Impulse, again, as your example there), only to do a 180 and end up right back where we were in the early ’80s—with a hundred thousand Kryptonians flying around and making the DC Universe a more redundant place to live—is really a drag. The idea that Superman is being forced out of Action Comics so that stories featuring these characters and their interactions with the DCU is not only silly, but guaranteed to drive readers away from the book. If DC were going to pull a stunt like that, they at least should have worked on it in advance and made the title weekly until things return to normal, so that it would be Action Comics Weekly again and the notion of exploring a rotating cast of third-tier characters would have a logical, traceable history.
Somebody sell me on this—what’s the appeal of a character like Supergirl or Kid Flash?
December 16th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Don’t touch Krypto.
December 16th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
BIGOT! YOUR A BIGOT! I’m kidding. I say get rid of everybody except maybe Supergirl.
December 16th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I can live with Krypto and Supergirl. I dealt just find with them coming back. It was only once we got the new Superwoman, and then the whole damnable city, that I started to feel like things weren’t for me.
December 16th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
“I feel like milking these franchises for everything they can is just another way for comics publishers to be lazy and uncreative, and then ask the fans to fork over their hard-earned cash for the privilege of reading it.”
= answering your own question.
December 16th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I don’t disagree with you, but to some they can be something of an elseworlds appeal.
Supergirl is “what if a self conscious teenager with problems with confidence and fitting in had the powers of the planet’s greatest hero”. To an extent I can see her appeal. It reflects better on Superman himself, as the ideal she can never reach. Superboy was a similar parallel during his Kesel/Grummett series, except the what-if was Superman as an overconfident impetuous youth of the 90s without the Kents to raise him.
Ditto for Impulse before he became Kid Flash. He was the short attention span, video gaming kid of today, given powers of the Flash. Interesting stories can be spun there.
The rest you mentioned are difficult to justify. Red Arrow, Kid Flash, and Wonder Girl are almost exactly the same as their leads. Their purpose is they are free to change costumes, join teams, become hostages, and be cannon fodder for big crossovers free of obligations to maintain a status quo like their marketable counterparts.
December 16th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
THANK YOU RUSS!! It’s nice to know there’s at least one other person out there, aside from me, who’s a fan of the post-COIE DC, and wishes that Didio & Co hadn’t undone all the stuff I loved about DC in the late 80′s/early 90′s.
I’m all for strong female heroes, but I never understood the point of Supergirl or any other offshoot characters who had the same powers/characterization. Power Girl has a lot of fans, I know, but what’s her point? Aside from an unfortunate choice to give her humongous breats, I never understood what the (ahem) big deal was.
I prefer Kal-El as the last son of Krypton as well. But it seems like DC’s all about reviving the Silver Age again, albeit with the “edge” of killing off, or replacing, or at temporarily removing (yet again) some of DC’s longest running and most beloved characters. For me, the post-COIE years were some of the best, and most creative, years DC ever had. That’s not to say everything was good, but I think, generally, there was a greater emphasis on quality storytelling, an easier DCU to navigate,
Sorry Didio, but you’re just not worth my time and money anymore. Neither is Mavel, but generally for different reasons.
December 16th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
What I’ve always found ironic is that Batman is an “urban legend” and/or a completely unlikeable jerk, yet he has an army of hangers-on and wannabes fighting in his name.
Superman’s the preeminent hero, the gold standard, right? So you think there’d be hundreds of would-be heroes running around, sporting his emblem, fighting the good fight in his name, yet the S-shield is guarded like the most nepotistic crest imaginable. There was that brief window in the 90s when he had Superboy, Supergirl and Steel, all carrying on his legacy, and none of whom were Kryponian. One’s dead, one’s re-Kryptonized, and one’s … who knows what’s up with Steel anymore? Oh, and he has a dog, which was one of those ideas that I thought was corny and idiotic beyond belief when I was six. I’m not sure I’ve read a modern Krypto story (unless you count the great Rader, the Hound Supreme), though it seems inevitable that I’ll finally come across one.
I can appreciate legacy heroes, young heroes inspired by and modeling themselves after established heroes. It makes some sense, but I do prefer a limit to them. And that they differ in some way. Like Russ, I’ve never been a Kara Zor-El fan, but I did love Karl Kesel’s incarnation of Superboy. Impulse was great, but he lost his uniqueness when he went all Kid Flash on us.
So, Russ, long story short, I can’t do it. There’s no appeal.
December 16th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Well, I’m an old-timer and a long follower of Supergirl, so I can only tell you what I find enjoyable about her.
To start off with, I am a fan of Superman. As a kid, I dreamed of having his wide array of powers and helping out my fellow man. That said, even at a young age, I found ‘Superman as a role model’ to be a difficult standard. The guy was too good, too powerful, too smart … omnipotent, omniscient, and infallible. There was no way I could emulate him.
Then I started to run into Supergirl in his stories. She had the same set of powers which made me like Superman in the first place.
But she was younger and a little uncertain of herself. She occasionally failed but grew from those experiences.
Sure she would do big things like foil the Phantom Zone villains’ plans. But she would also just as often help her friends.
She was unsure what she wanted to be when she ‘grew up’ going from reporter to guidance counselor to actress to grad student.
All of these things made her a much more relatable ‘version’ of Superman. I had the same problems. I could see some of my own struggles with her struggles. But most importantly for me, she was always always heroic … right up to her death in COIE #7.
I saw that same ‘try to do good no matter what’ theme in Peter David’s Supergirl, a series I loved but which is hated by many.
Of course this is why I hated the early part of her current series. That disinterested grim Supergirl was not the Supergirl I want to read. (Thanks to Kelley Puckett and Sterling Gates and Jamal Igle for revitalizing her).
Now most other people my age felt the same thing about Peter Parker, or maybe the XMen. But for me it was Kara. When written well, she trumps those guys hands down.
December 16th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Peter David’s Supergirl was very good, dranj. I’m with you on that one.
December 16th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Although I can, to a degree, understand where you’re coming from, I don’t think you’re recognizing a few points that may relate to why DC promotes these characters.
One of the major focuses of DC has been, for quite some time, the aspect of “legacy” heroes, a mantle being passed down through the generations. Although Marvel has occasionally experimented with the notion, it has become a distinct premise for the DC line–there are very definitive legacies in the DCU, with each generation clearly outlined, from the Justice Society to the Justice League (with the Justice Experience in between, although they are rarely referenced), to the Teen Titans and then the Young Justice heroes (who would eventually become Titans themselves). And a new generation has begun to emerge, with Damien Wayne, Chris Kent, Jai and Iris West, Lian Harper, and more.
However, another point to consider is that these character variations allow writers to tell stories that they may not be allowed to tell with their icons. For instance, Superman. Certain stories may change his scenario briefly, but anyone who believes his status quo will really change is fooling themselves–he is, as I said, an icon. Once you move onto his spin-off characters, however–Superboy, Supergirl, Steel, for instance–you get the potential to tell stories in the realm of Superman, while having the opportunity to go beyond the limitation of not actually changing anything. After all, for Supergirl, what’s iconic about her? She’s Superman’s cousin (not that this hasn’t changed, granted). After that, the details get a bit murky. There’s more creative freedom, at least in theory. The stories may not “matter” as much–a major event in a Supergirl or Nightwing book probably still won’t sell as much as the ongoing Superman/Action or Batman/Detective books, but the writer also has the ability to develop new characters and new situations long-term, and have more of an impact on the character. It’s a trade-off that many writers have acknowledged over the years.
With the 100,000 Kryptonians, it’s simply an extension of this principle. There have been a few stories as to what it would be like if Superman wasn’t raised by the Kents, if he had a significantly different upbringing, but to the best of my knowledge none of them have been in the mainstream DC Universe. With the stories of New Krypton, we’re seeing something along those lines, as well as an exploration of the Superman mythos. I don’t think this is a story we’ve really seen before, and I, personally, am interested in seeing how it goes. And based on the solicitations, the characters aren’t going away soon–it’s not a small story, but rather a story that’s continuing, with new aspects being explored as it goes on.
And finally, you have to acknowledge that yes, sales are a factor. DC is a business, and they have to put out the books that make them the most money. Sure, they could write stories about an alien girl lost on Earth, unsure of where to go or what her purpose is, and publish it without relation to any other titles. However, as we’ve seen in the past, books like that don’t sell, because the market has been trained not to care. Tying that title into the Superman franchise, however? That will sell more. I’m certainly not saying that this was the reasoning behind the Supergirl relaunch, but it’s the example I’ve used so far. It may be seen by some as pandering just to get more sales, but I’d consider it good business sense. There’s nothing wrong with that.
December 16th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
The question you should be asking is why can’t Supergirl be treated as her own character, rather than continually reducing her to a “girl version of Superman,” “Superman who messes up” or “Superman’s sidekick.”
December 16th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Geoff Johns uses second tier characters (Kon El, Kid Flash, Robin, Wonder Girl) really well in Teen Titans. I really liked the transition from Impulse to Kid Flash; the problem was that they apparently had no long term vision for the character and aged him unecessarily. Plus, Rachel Gibson’s dad can’t write comics.
December 16th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Forgive me for not answering your outright question, but I will throw in that a) After oh, never buying Superman comics (Save for Birthright, All Star and a few others) I almost started buying the New Krypton storyline, but I all ready don’t like the direction it’s taking. However, I don’t mind that new characters are being introduced which brings me to point b) I’m really psyched to see Greg Rucka writing Nightwing and Flamebird in Action. Don’t ask me why because I don’t know if I could put it into words, but that writer and those two characters (I know nothing about) appeal to me.
December 17th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK I WAS ALONE ON THIS!!!
it is without doubt the most frustrating aspect of mainstream comics that a great many characters are needlessly derivative! why change the gender, race or age of a pre-existing character when there’s opportunity to invent original ones and actually contribute something of worth to that character’s universe?
you’ve cited solely dc, but as an avid marvel reader it is more their offences in this regard that come to my mind: she-hulk, every member of the young avengers individually, the young x-men as a concept, not one, not two, but THREE spider-women – one of whom bendis adores so much he gives her centre stage (sort of) in his big company wide crossover – how can a rip-ff character appeal to anyone that much? and then there’s lady bullseye. lady. bullseye. the poor nature of these characters speak for themselves how do editoriallet them go, and how do fans eat ‘em up?!