While the ‘Rama Mothership Connection (one site under a groove) is rockin’ the “Who Should Play Wonder Woman” Cast-Off, it only made me wonder who definitely should not play Diana on the big screen. Here’s your chance to answer, “Who should NOT play Wonder Woman?”
I’ll give you some of mine:
Troy’s Official “Please Don’t Play Wonder Woman” List
My Mom
Your Mom
Miley Cyrus
Britney
Jessica Simpson
Quite frankly, any existing pop star
That includes: Beyonce Knowles (automatically disqualified for creating “Sasha Fierce” alter ego”)
Harry Knowles
Bea Arthur (though she’d make a Great Hera!)
Any of the Girls Next Door
What say you, Blog@ readers? In all sincerity, who shouldn’t touch this role with a 100-yard golden lasso?
December 3rd, 2008 at 2:52 am
You know who should most assuredly not ever play Wonder Woman? Seth Green.
December 3rd, 2008 at 3:11 am
I agree with that whole list Troy. I can add to that list:
Kim Kardashian (& her sisters), any of the “The Hills” girls, and any woman whose sole claim to fame is posing nude, starring in a sex tape, starring in a reality show, or any combination of those three.
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:58 am
Morena Baccarin (pictured in your post) is lovely and all, but not strong enough, so she should be out. Gina Torres, however…
December 3rd, 2008 at 11:14 am
Bea Arthur would be a FANTASTIC Granny Goodness
December 3rd, 2008 at 1:04 pm
I’ll tell you who: anyone with a bra size under DD 32!
Sorry, Cobie and all the other cutie-faced but flat-chested chicks, but we demand someone-with-a-rack!
December 3rd, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Please, no Julia Roberts! I beg you….
December 4th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Um, in what universe is anyone under DD “flat-chested”? Leave your Playboys in your mom’s basement and come up into the world of sunlight and real breasts please.