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Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now #5

November 14th, 2008
Author Jennifer de Guzman

This has been only slightly dramatized.

Maybe these projects are some sort of indicators of the zeitgeist. If you were a thirteen-year-old boy during the Monica Lewinsky scandal, I could see how you could get the impression that receiving oral sex can instigate a dramatic turn in your life. So perhaps I have President Clinton to thank for the several submissions I got like these this year. Or maybe that impression has always been there, lurking in the male psyche, and President Clinton’s antics merely confirmed it. And we all know that if something lurks in the male psyche, the comic book is the natural outlet for it.

So thank you, President Clinton.

And that’s really all I can think of to say about that.

 
6 Responses to “Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now #5”
  1. Jim D. Says:

    Oh, hell. There goes my next submission to SLG: “I Knew Him, Fellatio.”

  2. Tyson D. Says:

    Notice the All-Star Batman #10-style opacity. Recall!

    I was just thinking how sitcomically awkward it would be if some random person were to walk into the SLG office off the street during that last panel.

    You could also thank The Pro by Garth Ennis, Amanda Conner, and Jimmy Palmiotti, although blaming Garth Ennis for debauchery in comics just seems too easy…

  3. Robert Tidwell Says:

    Ah. I. Uh. Okay. I wanted to say something but I can’t.

    I’m curious if you have updated your rejection check list to include “Plot hinges on oral sex.”

  4. Miss Construe Says:

    So less plot-hinging fellatio; more gratuitous fellatio. Check.

  5. The Ugly American Says:

    Scarlet Witch? Moar liek Scarlet stuck-up.

  6. Vinnie Bartilucci Says:

    Back in the day, National Lampoon did a wonderful parody of the DC Romance Comics called “First Blowjob”. Great stuff.

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