Comments on: He’s geekier than all of you combined

By: Denver Duttinger

Denver Duttinger — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 06:52:19 +0000

okay so I spent the last 15 minutes searching for the same theme you’re using and can’t find it. Didn’t want to have to ask but really would love to use it for my blog, could you let me know? I’ll look back here soon for any replies. Thanks

By: Wally East

Wally East — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:27:41 +0000

The really important question that comes out of this is would combining The Flash’s speed and Superman’s speed result in speed faster than The Flash?

I mean, if Clark Kent had been hit by the lightning while standing next to the rack of chemicals, would he get any faster? Just a little bit? A whole lot?

By: Apodaca

Apodaca — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 16:30:00 +0000

“And if you don’t think a sense of humor is attractive to women, well… shows what you know.”

And if you think that this is what women will find funny, well… shows what you know.

By: johnnyzito

johnnyzito — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 14:55:04 +0000

I didn’t get the reference.

South Park ftw.

By: pat

pat — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 10:34:37 +0000

“I don’t care for South Park, but that one episode opened my eyes and freed me, making me realize that Family Guy is, indeed, not funny.”

Seconded. although, I do love South Park.

By: Joe

Joe — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:19:32 +0000

D. Peace:
Heh. Reminds me of Frank Zappa and his kids Moon Unit, Dweezil, and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen. Luckily Ahmet got away with what I believe is an Arabic name.

By: Alvin Draper

Alvin Draper — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:31:07 +0000

^^^
you’re right
he might just be into himself

He should have just stuck with Captain Fantastic though. I think that could have worked.

By: The Ugly American

The Ugly American — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:33:23 +0000

What’s really pathetic is knowing that it’s a reference to Family Guy.

Zing!

By: silvanthalas

silvanthalas — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:31:24 +0000

Captain Dumbass to the… uhh… what the hell is wrong with the courts?

By: TJ Fosko

TJ Fosko — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:57:30 +0000

@Ike Iszany

You make a good point. Honestly, I doubt he’s into men, either.

By: TJ Fosko

TJ Fosko — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:55:33 +0000

A sense of humor is very attractive to women, yes.

The idea of having THAT as a last name is not.

Yeesh. And stealing jokes from Family Guy? That’s even more pathetic.

“Hey, you remember that time the joke happened?”
[insert 30 second clip irrelevant to plot]

I don’t care for South Park, but that one episode opened my eyes and freed me, making me realize that Family Guy is, indeed, not funny.

By: Jake Saint

Jake Saint — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:25:48 +0000

The Glastonbury court system needs to upgrade their letterhead.

By: Ike Iszany

Ike Iszany — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:17:36 +0000

Um…do you think this guy is really interested in girls?

By: The Ugly American

The Ugly American — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:05:30 +0000

My real name is Nosmo King.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 20:00:20 +0000

Peter’s boat’s name: “S.S. More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and the Incredible Hulk Put Together.”

- Family Guy Ep.: “A Fish Out of Water”

It would have been more interesting IF he went a little more original.

By: Kevin Melrose

Kevin Melrose — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:57:21 +0000

It’s only fair: Family Guy has been ripping off other shows for years.

By: majorjoe23

majorjoe23 — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:56:09 +0000

He wanted to be original, so he ripped off a joke from Family Guy?

By: D. Peace

D. Peace — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:40:16 +0000

“Please, my father was MR. Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined. Call me Captain.”

All kidding aside, this might be completely brain-dead but so what? He’s obviously having a good time and not taking himself too seriously. Lighten up. We all know he’s going to get it changed back (probably next week) so relax. And if you don’t think a sense of humor is attractive to women, well… shows what you know.

Far stupider and more offensive is parents who give their kids awful names. If you choose it for yourself, then good on you, but if you inflict “Harley Quinn” or “Kal-El” or “Pilot Inspektor” on an innocent, unsuspecting child who never asked for extra swirlies and purple nurples then you deserve to be flogged.

By: Bob Boberson

Bob Boberson — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:16:33 +0000

Followup to TJ’s post:

Can you imagine the DJ intro at that reception? That would be awesome.

“Let me introduce to you, Captain Fantastic and Helen Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined”

By: Mark

Mark — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:13:33 +0000

Wouldn’t his name technically be “Captain Combined”?

By: Bob Boberson

Bob Boberson — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 19:11:41 +0000

I can’t wait until people start abbreviating it to Cap’n Fanny.

By: REM_FTW

REM_FTW — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:49:41 +0000

Uhhh..he looks retarded.

By: Martha

Martha — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 18:14:54 +0000

Hilarious! What a nerd…there are special people all over this world. Truly special.

By: TJ Fosko

TJ Fosko — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:45:16 +0000

…

And he will never get married…

By: Morten

Morten — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:09:17 +0000

He misspelled Spider-Man.

By: Squashua

Squashua — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:03:58 +0000

Plus, he forgot the hyphen in Spider-Man. Just sayin’.

By: Squashua

Squashua — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:03:20 +0000

That’s pretty stupid.

The speed gained from adding Spider-Man, Batman, Wolverine, and The Hulk would be completely negligible when combined with the speeds of The Flash and Superman.