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I’m the (expletive deleted, almost) Batman

September 9th, 2008
Author JK Parkin

Batgirl will not be censored

Over at The Beat, Heidi notes that Diamond asked comic shops this week to destroy copies of All-Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder #10:

Dear Diamond Customer:

Please be advised that copies of DC Comics’ ALL-STAR BATMAN & ROBIN THE BOY WONDER #10 (FEB080203-4D) may be included in your September 10 shipment.

At DC’s request, please do not place this book out for sale to your customers. Instead, please destroy any copies that you receive. You will be credited for these copies on your September 17 invoice.

Diamond apologizes for any inconvenience this creates for you or your customers. If you have additional questions, please contact your Diamond Customer Service Representative. Thank you.

So, why the call to shred copies of a book customers have been anticipating for months? Apparently there was a printing problem, as Funnybook Babylon points out:

The reason behind All-Star Batman & Robin the Boy Wonder’s recall revealed! The censor bars didn’t print properly a whole bunch of times! Cusswords are visible! Look out!

You can see pictures of black censor bars inadequately covering up all sorts of dirty words over at their site. So what caused the bars to malfunction? Back to The Beat, where Heidi reprints an email from Nat Gertler saying it looks like the black bars were a different shade of black than the letters, and while it probably looked fine on a computer screen during the proofing stage, once it was printed, well … not so much.

So, mystery solved; now we just need someone to come up with a clever name for the uncensored versions so people can start listing them on eBay.

 
73 Responses to “I’m the (expletive deleted, almost) Batman”
  1. Shaun Says:

    Well fuck that!

  2. HR Says:

    As an old Miller fan who avoided All Star Batman like the plague can I say that I have lost all my childhood respect for Frank Miller?

    The older I get the more I realize that Frank Miller is just a crazy old man with some very immature ideas about the purpose of violence and war.

    Is he still writing his cringe inducing Batman beats up Al Qaeda GN?

    Much like my favorite musicians who the sun has set on, Frank Miller is over.

    Holy Cunts, Batgirl!

  3. Dean Trippe Says:

    In a book as full of offensive bullshit as ASBARtbw I’m surprised they even care. If they’d like to recall the first two issues I picked up from my pulls, DC is MORE than welcome to them.

  4. Rich Johnston Says:

    I’ve heard “Fucking Batgirl” variant. Or “Cunt Batman”. Your call.

    Full scans at http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=17985

  5. Martin Gray Says:

    Why the !*$&£@ did the letterer not use the traditional ‘expletive deleted’ style? Idiot.

  6. Brett Says:

    BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

  7. KentL Says:

    Wow. Batgirl’s got quite a mouth on her.

  8. Con Says:

    HA! That’s hilarious and stupid. Let the book fly. Who cares?

  9. Dawn Says:

    Wouldn’t it have been cheaper to issues a notice for stores to hang saying, “There’s profanity in this book. You’re an adult. You can handle it.”

  10. Nathan Says:

    Man, you know half of the retailers aren’t going to destroy these “dirty” copies; rather, keep them, and their going to become coveted “potty-mouth” variants, worth a ton of greenbacks.

  11. Vinnie Bartilucci Says:

    Special Fuck-up edition?

  12. Retconned Says:

    ***king F*ck! I want a motherf*cking copy!

    All seriousness…why “DESTROY” them. Why not sell them “behind the counter” to older folk? What a waste

  13. Comic2read Says:

    Publicity stunt.

    I can’t believe Frank Miller who wrote the magnificent “The Dark Knight Returns” and “Batman Year One” now writes like an imposter.

    “All Star Batman” is drivel. Batman acts so out of character by killing innocent civilians. It’s like Miller is too influenced by Tarantino by the attitude that the readers life is so boring it needs to read constant explosions to notice anything.

    I’m sorry to say All Star Batman is hack writing. Hollywood has changed Frank Miller.

  14. Tom Daylight Says:

    How about the Motherf**king Goddamn Batc**t variant edition?

  15. The Gorn Identity Says:

    Frank Miller has truly went over the edge. He’s a man with a nihilistic world view that is only getting worse as he ages. “I’m the —-ing Batgirl!” Are you kidding, Frank? Really?

  16. Michael Says:

    How about: #$%!ing All Star Batman and Robing Variant.

    I live in Montreal Quebec Canada. Where the French couldn’t give a flying crap about nudity and swearing. I’m hoping he just let’s it go. But he does like money. Tabernaque!

  17. CitC Says:

    I couldn’t stand it until I realized…”oh wait, it’s just an Elseworlds story” Now I kind of enjoy it.

  18. Lawrence Says:

    If DC doesn’t believe cursing is appropriate for a Batman comics, then they probably should not have cursing in it at all (bleeped or otherwise).

    This is going to make me sound old, but I’ve been having a problem with the amount of bleeped out curse-words in comics for a while. Every once in a while it’s okay, even funny. However take a look at New Avengers, the amount of @#$&^%s in recent issues are distracting. If you’re characters are going to cuss, let them cuss. If it’s not appropriate for the comic, DON’T EVEN BOTHER.

  19. CitC Says:

    I forgot my point…

    If swearing is okay in the book, fine, but I am not a big fan of the over the top swearing for a Bat book aimed any age.

  20. frank Says:

    first there was “The goddamn Batman!”

    now

    “Its the fucking Batgirl!”

    hahahaha

  21. Shaun Says:

    CitC has it right… ASB&R is just an Elseworlds book. I’m still reading it, mostly for laughs. Miller is definitely a shadow of his former self, but there’s a certain entertainment value in this book. I don’t take it seriously. Since it doesn’t come out that often, picking it up every few months doesn’t bother me. I might feel different if it was a monthly title.

    I hope my LCS isn’t going to destroy their copies of #10… This isn’t a kids book anyhow, so what’s the problem? Should we as bookstores and libraries to start destroying Catcher In the Rye too?

    I just hope that Batman vs. Al-Qaida book Miller was writing never comes out. That just seems like a bad idea. it’s disrespectful to those who have lost their lives to terrorism or in service to their country, and an ill-advised attempt to turn Batman into a jingoistic stooge. What, ultimately, is it supposed to prove? At the end of it all, Osama bin Laden will likely still be on the loose with the Bush mis-administration still unable (or unwilling) to locate him. Somehow, a comic book is supposed to change that? Please.

    Put the bottle down now, Frank.

  22. Perry Beider Says:

    Even worse than the bleeped-out words, in my book, is the future cussing in Jim Shooter’s Legion of Super-Heroes. Yeah, there was some of it in earlier issues, but now it seems that every other sentence is “Florg that!” or the like. There’s a reason why comics don’t print the current version of those words–well, several reasons, but one of them is that excessive use of them isn’t “adult” or “mature,” but just lazy writing.

  23. ejulp Says:

    Frank Miller is pissing in the mouth of DC and laughing, while on their knees, they give him a continuous thumbs up.

  24. gumbyfist Says:

    I agree. Good writers should be able to make the heroes sound hardcore without using bleeped out curse words.

  25. Chief Jon Says:

    Wow! Does “plese destroy these?” Does DC legitimately believe that in such a speculation and collecter heavy field as direct market comics retail, that there won’t be a lot of retailers who sit on copies of this comic for a while and sell it at a heavily inflated cost? That these won’t be on eBay by the end of the month if not the end of the day? Even if they were offering a credit only if the comics were returned to Diamond for destruction I would be surprised if there weren’t a few retailers who would swallow the loss for a later return. Maybe that’s overly cynical of me, but honestly, I’m not even much of a collector, I haven’t bagged and boarded my comics in years, but if I see this book at cover price at my LCS I’m going to be not only buying and storing it, but sitting on it for a solid decade.

  26. Hourman1941 Says:

    The stupidity on the part of the letterer and the editor is staggering.

  27. Chris Says:

    Batgirl cockpuncher! Awesome!

    What a bunch of puerile crap.

  28. AlistairCrane Says:

    ASBARTBW continues to be my favourite Bat book, and this is why. Ooh I love Frank Miller! He really sticks it to the people who deserve it.

  29. Ayvuir Says:

    If my store has it I will buy TWO FUCKING copies.

  30. OM Says:

    …If Miller hadn’t used the “C” word(*) - which is considered the one word that all women find universally offensive - there wouldn’t have been such a big deal. But after reading the dialog over on Rich Johnston’s LITG special page, it’s obvious that Miller went just a *little* bit overboard.

    Which means this book should be titled “All-**** Batman & Robin” :-)

    (*) This is what *they* call it. I prefer to use the actual word “cunt” because it’s accurate :-)

  31. OM Says:

    “Wow. Batgirl’s got quite a mouth on her.”

    “You got a purty li’l mouth on you, girlie. Realy purty!”

  32. James Van Hise Says:

    So this is bad but the issue in which Frank Miller wrote the story so Jim Lee could just have page after page of a female character posing in lingerie is okay? If Frank Miller wants to write down to his audience, that’s fine. The retailers should just bag and label the book “for immature adults only.”

  33. Grott Says:

    This series has to end with the revelation that it’s really just a potty-mouthed five year old bashing action figures together and yelling ‘grown-up swears’ in the back yard, and we’ve been seeing the story through his eyes. I think that’s the only way this ‘writing’ can be explained or excused. Do the St. Elsewhere ending.

  34. SniktSnakt Says:

    eh, this error will never top the Wolverine racial-slur issue in the 90’s…

    I mostly read ASBAR for “shits & giggles” and the beautiful Jim Lee artwork.

  35. Hokeyboy Says:

    I love reading how “offended” people claim they are getting over this, LOL.

    “Frank Miller is pissing on my childhood! Wahhhhh!!!!!”

    Just shut up and smile.

  36. 7thunders Says:

    Not all stores are pulling the issues. I just got mine for 2.99 off the shelf ( no jacked up price) The store said they would sell it as is.

  37. Sano Says:

    So that’s the reason why ASBAR was delayed. Batgirl needs to watch her mouth! Where does she think she is, in an Ass Bar? Lol!

  38. gumbyfist Says:

    I’m with the CBLDF on this one. I don’t think it should be censored at all. Just leave it how it is and the free market will take care of it. If enough people are offended and stop reading, then the book will be canned. If there are still enough people reading, then quit worrying about it and let them have their All **** Batman and Robin. Seriously though, there are worse books out there, and this one doesn’t affect continuity, so you can just ignore it if you want. It’s not like it’s “One More Day”.

  39. Kevin Melrose Says:

    The CBLDF has a position on All-Star Batman and Robin?

  40. EHBAT Says:

    The language being used to shock is impossible in this day and age. These words have been over used to the point of being lazy for a writer to use such words.
    Just because the Batfamily never said such things. Oh my he is sticking it to us.
    I find people who try to stick to other people usually commit a self-inflicted wound.

  41. gumbyfist Says:

    The CBLDF has a position on censorship.

  42. Dave Says:

    Diamond didn’t even send copies to my shop, thus sparing me the moral dilemma of selling ‘em on eBay…

  43. Kevin Melrose Says:

    “The CBLDF has a position on censorship.”

    Yes, but this isn’t a case of censorship.

  44. Kevin H Says:

    For all the people criticizing the letterer and editor:

    Word is that Frank Miller insisted it be lettered by the script and then censored with the black strips.

    So it wasn’t their stupid idea.

    A friend suggested that it might have been requested this way so that a completely uncensored version could go out as a collection someday. A somewhat more likely occurrence than Frank Cho’s still-hypothetical naked edition of Shanna.

  45. gumbyfist Says:

    Kevin Melrose wrote:
    “Yes, but this isn’t a case of censorship”

    Are you kidding, dude? lol. Tell me how this doesn’t involve censorship.

  46. gumbyfist Says:

    This is the same reason why Alan Moore doesn’t work with DC anymore.

  47. Leester37 Says:

    Censorship or not, it’s just poor writing. Nothing more, nothing less. And it’s not for adult audiences, it’s for everyone, I could understand not making it a big deal if it was a Vertigo Batman book. I just don’t think Miller “gets it” anymore. Can’t wait to see Frank Mill….er…..Will Eisener’s THE SPIRIT.

  48. Kevin Melrose Says:

    “Are you kidding, dude? lol. Tell me how this doesn’t involve censorship.”

    No, I’m not kidding. It’s a publisher requesting that one of its comics be destroyed because of a printing error. While you can debate the wisdom of relying on black — or not quite black — bars to cover profanity, the result is no different than, say, Random House calling for copies of one of its books to be pulled because pages were printed out of order.

  49. JK Parkin Says:

    gumbyfist, this isn’t censorship; it was the choice of the creators involved and the parent company to portray their work like this. Frank Miller, the letterer, the editor, etc. made the choice to add the little black bars. The kind of censorship the CBLDF fights against typically involves a government entity, like a D.A. or the police or whoever, trying to dictate what people can and cannot create, purchase, sell or view. There was no order from the government to black out the word “fuck” in the book, otherwise my original post would have been a LOT different.

  50. Brent V. Says:

    lo and behold what was in my pull box today…cussin’ and all

  51. gumbyfist Says:

    Whatever. It is still pretty lame. I don’t believe that Frank put them there because he wanted little black bars. That just sounds stupid. If he did, them he has become completely gimicky. Otherwise DC is in a tisy trying to destroy issues because it has a couple of bad words in it (as if little kids are reading this title anyway). It just reminds me of the same thing that happened with the league of extraordinary gentlemen…”oh no! it can’t be a “marvel” douche bag! let’s destroy them all” In any case, I think it’s total censorship.

    Find me a link saying that Frank wanted the black bars

  52. Rock Roche Says:

    Where can I get a copy… I could care less… All Star Batman is the funniest book on the market since Plastic Man was canceled..

  53. lamlamelame Says:

    Jesus tapdancin Christ, are people THAT puritanical about language? Is this book REALLY for children anyway? What a joke. There is swearing sometimes, esp. in Miller comics, and droping an F-bomb really isn’t as wrong as you would think.

  54. D. Peace Says:

    People should do themselves a favor and learn what the word “censorship” means in the context of a discussion about rights. Although there are different kinds of censorship, CBLDF and other anti-censorship organizations have a very specific definition.

    Censorship is NOT when a publisher alters the content of a work it owns. Censorship is NOT when Party A sues Party B because Party B printed something that makes Party A look bad (Hi, Ellison V. Fantagraphics!) Censorship is NOT when your mom makes you throw away a bitchin’ Slayer t-shirt because it’s got nasty stuff on it. Censorship is NOT when the admin of an internet forum bans you for fighting a lot.

    Those things are all the acts of an independent party exercising legal or personal action on their own volition. Censorship IS when the government or some political body who actually has power over the courts prevents you from speaking freely. If Frank Miller went to jail or got fined because of this incident, it would be censorship. But DC (the company that owns this comic… Frank’s bosses) are choosing to limit what’s being said for their own sake.

    Personally, I think this should be settled Michael Scott style. Call a press conference (that will only be attended by one member of the local media, of course) to announce an apology and present the victims with a giant novelty check plus free SWAG and/or partial discounts. If people still aren’t satisfied, Frank Miller himself would then call the Ungrateful Be-yotch Hotline.

    At least this didn’t involve a watermark of a cartoon duck performing unspeakable acts on a beloved cartoon mouse.

  55. Patrick Says:

    One Bloggers thoughts on the most insane moments from All Star Batman so far (with scans): http://badgenious.blogspot.com/2008/09/another-goddamn-batman-list-most-insane.html

  56. Adam D. Kline Says:

    I love how armchair dorks think they TOTALLY understand the concept of “censorship” as it applies to a private entity dictating the content of their creations. No wonder the American public educational system is the laughing stock of the civilized world.

  57. Lucholives Says:

    Issue #10 was pretty good though.

  58. Zla'od Says:

    My God–someone must protect the children from this…this filth! (And do something about South Park, too, while they’re at it.)

    First they start learning these words, and next thing you know, they’ll be having premarital intercourse!

  59. Evan Says:

    Zla’od, wrong use of the argument.

    After wanting to protect the children and using South Park as an excuse, you’re supposed to have video and audio footage of their self righteous parents using the the same words around them to prove your point.

    LOL Sex doesn’t come in till later.

  60. Gazoo Says:

    Why would he type the whole word anyways? Motherf**ker would be suffice!

  61. arias Says:

    I’m seriously considering getting this issue… its not the whole series anyways and lee’s work is great but seeing words like “I’m the Goddamn Batman” to “I’m Fu*king Batgirl” brings lols and reasons why this is better than Hulk XD [well... maybe for now if Rulk can do more than defeat Thor]

  62. gumbyfist Says:

    All I’m saying is that the CBLDF doesn’t like censorship and support’s the artist’s creative freedom; and I don’t like censorship and I don’t want my artists pulling any punches. I don’t care whether it’s from outside by the government, or internally by the publisher. Even if it doesn’t annoy CBLDF, it annoys ME.
    I mean, come on, we can all use our imagination to fill in the black bars anyway. What’s the point?

  63. Kevin Melrose Says:

    Editors and publishers make those kinds of decisions about the properties they control every day. That’s their right, and their job.

    If you support creative freedom, and like for artists not to pull any punches, then you probably should seek out creator-owned comics.

  64. Nat Gertler Says:

    “I mean, come on, we can all use our imagination to fill in the black bars anyway. What’s the point?”

    I think Miller may be intentionally parodying the use of such techniques. It goes with the whole over-the-top comics-aspects-to-their-extreme nature of this series. (People seem to be acting as if their insulting this series by saying it makes them laugh; I think they’re missing that this is a satiric series of excess by the same guy who did Hard Boiled, Robocop, and Dark Knight Strikes Again.)

  65. gumbyfist Says:

    Kevin Melrose wrote:
    “If you support creative freedom, and like for artists not to pull any punches, then you probably should seek out creator-owned comics.”

    I do. They’re the ones I enjoy most, because they don’t have some uptight dude staring over their back. That’s why Image and Dark Horse will always be better than Marvel or DC.
    It seems like you guys love some censorship. I bet you wanted Goon: Satan’s Sodomy Baby destroyed too.

  66. Kevin Melrose Says:

    Heh.

  67. gumbyfist Says:

    Ah Hah! I got censored! One of my posts was deleted. Oh man, that’s awesome! I can’t believe I got censored in the middle of an argument about censorship! I didn’t even curse! And the guy that I was responding to, the guy that called me an “armchair dork”, his post is still up!

    …Thank you, you started my long day off with a good laugh.

  68. Douglas Says:

    I don’t understand why there even has to be swearing in comics that aren’t labeled for mature readers. Only idiots who have no imagination and a basic understanding of the English language resort to such language. If it is a book that features people who are stupid and can only think of such language in trying to get a point across, then make it a mature book, like the Vertigo line. My LCS smartly keeps all the Vertigo and other mature titles behind the counter away from the young readers.

  69. Alan Coil Says:

    Because I am goof friends with the owner, I bought all the copies from my local comics shop at a greatly reduced price.

    I’ll be giving them away for Halloween.

  70. Dephkon Pryme Says:

    and they dropped the COMIC BOOK CODE AUTHORITY beacause…..they could censor themselves?

    who huh wha?

  71. kenbo blujem Says:

    Does this mean that the black “X”s on the breasts of Joker’s henchwoman were actually censoring bars? I knew this going to happen. Between completely oversexing the series, I felt that what happened to Hal Jordan in #9 just might’ve been the most graphic thing I’ve ever seen in superhero books. He tells a good story but it begs the question is Frank Miller twisted or just his writing?

  72. Sano Says:

    So if Batgirl would of said GODDAMN than no one would have a problem with it? I’m not the Catholic Church going nut ten years ago but the term GODDAMN BATMAN

  73. max Says:

    How many children read comic books nowadays? Probably one or two. I don’t see the big deal.

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