I hope this reaches neil himself. Never have i ever known of anyone as full of himself as well as shit, than you. Now another milestone in your over-hyped career, Writing Batman. Not only are you under the impression you can write, but write batman? F**k You. You Tried before and it sucked. It was just gaiman… With Batman in it. F**k You.
If I’d known that Secret Origins of Batman Villains #1 had made that much of an impression on people, I would have… actually, probably not done anything different, really. I was rather fond of it.
If you think you won’t like the Batman comic I’ll write, probably you’d be best off not reading it. It’ll just be a two part Batman comic, you can save your money. Although if you’d bother to write me a letter like that you might buy it just to prove to yourself that you hate it as much as you know you’re going to…
After the completely random capitalization, my favorite part of the email is the opening sentence — “I hope this reaches neil himself.” — which leads you to expect one of those touching “The Sandman helped me through my awkward teen-age years”-type messages. But instead … wham!