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drbanner Spent the day in Nevada, hiding from cops. Struggled not to lose it in local diner. Sleeping in ditch outside vegas. | 02:56 AM April 5, 2008 from phone

drbanner Last week a blur. Holed up in Austin YMCA, Vegas rebuilding. Bum stole my shoes. WILL I EVER TAME THE BEAST WITHIN? | 5:30 PM April 13, 2008 from phone

SPIDEY oh, aunt may. wheatcakes again? | 3:00 AM April 15, 2008 from web

Stark2.0 cross-post from SHIELD blog: I know nick fury hid some cohibas around this helicarrier, but where? | 6:17 AM April 15, 2008 from suit

drbanner third backpack I’ve been through this month. I can build a gamma bomb, but when it comes to mending canvas I’m the freakin Rhino | 01:09 AM April 18, 2008 from web

SPIDEY @drbanner preach, doc. Uncle ben didn’t raise me to sew costumes. One day maybe I can pawn that off on a Mrs. Spidey | 8:24 PM April 20, 2008 from web

SPIDEY Yknow I feel like I’m forgetting something | 9:15 PM April 20, 2008 from web

drbanner STUPID BACKPACK HULK SMASH | 11:31 AM April 18, 2008 from web

Stark2.0 @drbanner was that you in LA this weekend? Its gonna take forever to fix the Hollywood sign | 2:17 PM April 20, 2008 from suit

drbanner four days this time and now stuck in cali, surrounded by smug IRON MAN posters. | 5:46 AM April 21, 2008 from phone

drbanner okay, we get it. You have a movie coming out. Enough. Even in hiding I’m inundated | 2:36 PM April 26, 2008 from web

drbanner Guess what Ang Lee doesn’t score you? A SLURPEE CUP OF YOUR HEAD…hate… 711 and IRON MAAAA…. GRRRRAAAAHHHHSMASH. | 12:05 PM April 28, 2008 from phone

Stark2.0 @drbanner apparently we wouldn’t like you when you’re jealous, either | 7:32 PM April 28, 2008 from suit

drbanner PUNY BUCKET HEAD HULK SLURP CHERRY COKE FROM YOUR HEAD. | 9:22 PM April 28, 2008 from web

SPIDEY @Stark2.0 call me when your third movie comes out | 6:40 PM April 29, 2008 from web

Stark2.0 @SPIDEY Why? For jazz dancing tips? | 8:01 PM April 29, 2008 from suit

SPIDEY @Stark2.0 it was an homage… an homage to my love triangle with Gwen and… someone. I can’t remember. | 12:13 AM April 30, 2008 from web

Stark2.0 @SPIDEY I wish I couldn’t remember that movie, either. Or the Hulk’s | 2:45 AM April 30, 2008 from suit

Stark2.0 TWO DAYS, BITCHES | 10:45 AM April 30, 2008 from suit

Stark2.0 @drbanner Stop destroying Seven elevens! | 12:56 PM April 30, 2008 from suit

drbanner @Stark2.0 RAAAARGGGHHHH | 12:58 PM April 30, 2008 from phone

generalross @drbanner I’m following you now, Banner. You can twitter, but you can’t hide | 1:09 PM May 1, 2008 from web

drbanner woke in the Valley covered in syrup and fritos. Last few days a blur but for some reason I have Fandango reservations for IRON MAN tonight | 3;56 AM May 2, 2008 from phone

generalross @drbanner So, uh… which theatre? Er… we can go together. No tricks. Friendly Icees for you, me and this Hulkbuster unit | 2:13 PM May 2, 2008 from web

generalross DAMMIT | 2:16 PM May 2, 2008 from web

Stark2.0 So? HUH? Who saw it? RIGHT? Awesometacular? Kiss my golden plated ass, bug | 8:35 AM May 3, 2008 from suit

SPIDEY @Stark2.0 Bring on THE DARK KNIGHT | 12:46 PM May 3, 2008 from web

generalross @Stark2.0 Bring on INDIANA JONES | 2:04 PM May 3, 2008 from web

abomination @Stark2.0 Bring on SEX IN THE CITY | 2:07 PM May 3, 2008 from web

abomination What? I like Miranda | 2:08 PM May 3, 2008 from web

drbanner Yknow, I’d say bring on my new movie, but after the 2003 bomb and the Ed Norton drama, I know it’ll suck. I didn’t get script approval | 3:21 AM May 5, 2008 from web

Stark2.0 @drbanner I tend to agree, man. Tell Ang Lee I want my ten bucks back | 11:43 AM May 6, 2008 from SHIELD

Stark2.0 @drbanner Wait _ I have a laser satellite. I’ll get the ten bucks myself | 11:46 AM May 6, 2008 from SHIELD

drbanner @Stark2.0 Seriously. And where was my bad guy? A Zzaxx rip off and some gamma dogs? | 1:33 PM May 7, 2008 from web

drbanner and what was with those comic panel fades? BOOM POW! KA-BAAM! Aghhh… makes me… SO…ANGRY!!!!! | 1:39 PM May 7, 2008 from web

SPIDEY @drbanner Take it easy, Ferrigno | 4:32 PM May 8, 2008 from web

drbanner HULK HATE BROKEBACK MOVIE DIRECTOR AND PUNY CRITICS! HULK SMASH HARRY KNOWLES | 3:15 PM May 8, 2008 from web

Stark2.0 There goes Texas | 9:02 PM May 8, 2008 from SHIELD

generalross @USArmy Texas! Texas! SWARM! SWARM! | 9:24 PM May 8, 2008 from web

drbanner cold & naked in Austin. Unable to control the beast and the pre-release press. If this movie bombs it’s going to be Hollywood Hiroshima | 6:31 AM May 10, 2008 from web

drbanner lost another two days. Blacked out and found myself in Arizona. One month to go and he’s moving. Dear god, he’s moving | 8:12 PM May 13, 2008 from phone

generalross @drbanner Good lord, man. Come in and let us help you | 8:32 PM May 13, 2008 from web

drbanner @generalross it’s too late, Ross. Only Variety, Roger Ebert and better CGI can help us now | 10:45 PM May 13, 2008 from phone

drbanner if only I had never started traveling this terrible road. If only I had listened to my agent and held out for James Cameron | 1:24 AM May 17, 2008 from phone

drbanner the rage in my head. The release is close and I would do anything to stop it… stop them from discussing the last movie and making him angry | 5:01 AM May 19, 2008 from web

drbanner WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME? | 5:07 AM May 20, 2008 from web

mephisto666 @drbanner email: oldscratch@yahoo.com | 5:43 AM May 20, 2008 from web

drbanner @mephisto666 ??? | 5:45 AM May 20, 2008 from web

mephisto666 @drbanner I can make them forget. I can stop the rage. Email me | 7:00 AM May 20, 2008 from web

SPIDEY @drbanner Hang on, Doc. This seems… familiar? I dunno | 8:11 AM May 20, 2008 from web

mephisto666 @drbanner I can make them forget the Ang Lee version… for a price | 6:16 PM May 21, 2008 from web

drbanner @mephisto666 price? | 6:25 PM May 21, 2008 from phone

mephisto666 @drbanner the world forgets the 2003 film. June 13, your movie takes the weekend. In return, I want your marriage | 7:23 PM May 21, 2008 from web

drbanner @mephisto666 Betty?… no… no…. GRAHHH HULK NO LET REDMAN HURT BETTY | 7:40 PM May 21, 2008 from phone

mephisto666 @drbanner No, I want your marriage to the Hulk. You, he – separate, different lives | 7:43 PM May 21, 2008 from web

SPIDEY @mephisto666 you’re SURE we haven’t met before? Do you work in accounting? So familiar | 8:12 PM May 21, 2008 from web

drbanner @mephisto666 Wait — you want to release me from the Hulk? And in return, the movie is a blockbuster? | 9:00 PM May 21, 2008 from phone

mephisto666 @drbanner The Hulk will be his own being, vulnerable to my control, and you will feel eternal guilt for the destruction I create | 9:15 PM May 21, 2008 from web

drbanner @mephisto666 So, again — no more Hulk. Big movie payoff. Everyone forgets the old film? | 9:17 PM May 21, 2008 from phone

mephisto666 @drbanner I emailed you a PDF contract | 9:16 PM May 21, 2008 from web

generalross @Stark2.0 step in here?! He’s signing his soul away to the devil! | 9:31 PM May 21, 2008 from web

Stark2.0 @generalross Jon Favreau, Robert Downey Jr and Jeff Bridges, Ross. You don’t think I’ve seen that contract? | 9:33 PM May 21, 2008 from suit

drbanner @mephisto666 I dunno. should talk to Betty, Len Samson… my agent | 9:35 PM May 21, 2008 from phone

Stark2.0 Hey, I just signed up for two sequels, another video game and a Matt Fraction comic | 9:37 PM May 21, 2008 from suit

drbanner @mephisto666 Okay, I’m in | 9:40 PM May 21, 2008 from phone

mephisto666 @drbanner fax to 973 666 6666 | 9:42 PM May 21, 2008 from web

drbanner @mephisto666 Sorry. Had to turn into the Hulk and break into Staples. Blacked out for a few days but faxed | 1:13 AM May 23, 2008 from phone

drbanner Hey! Harry Knowles just posted a decent pre-release review | 1:33 AM May 23, 2008 from phone

mephisto666 @drbanner Naturally… but the GUILT. THE GUILT! | 1:34 AM May 23, 2008 from web

drbanner My agent says the video game is boss and that people are looking forward to this first ever Hulk movie! Me too! | 2:42 PM May 23, 2008 from phone

SPIDEY @drbanner Been looking forward to a Hulk movie for a long time, Doc | 3:00 PM May 23, 2008 from web

drbanner @SPIDEY You and Tony paved the way! | 3:02 PM May 23, 2008 from phone

Stark2.0 @drbanner Tell Ed Norton not to waste my box office! And welcome to the Marvel movie first timer’s club | 3:05 PM May 23, 2008 from suit

mephisto666 @drbanner The Hulk just destroyed an orphanage in Tulsa! Then he tore through a police unit, killing five! Don’t you feel guilty? | 3:10 PM May 23, 2008 from web

drbanner @mephisto666 I feel free! | 3:12 PM May 23, 2008 from phone

drbanner @mephisto666 THREE WEEKS, BABY! START THAT COUNTDOWN AND BRING ON THE HULK SLURPEE CUPS | 4:04 PM May 23, 2008 from phone

mephisto666 I may have miscalculated. Who wrote this contract…? Wait… “Tokyopop”? | 4:10 PM May 23, 2008 from web

drbanner I feel relief… like… like a brand new day has dawned | 4:23 PM May 25, 2008 from phone

SPIDEY Seriously. WHY does my spider sense KEEP GOING OFF?!! | 4:26 PM May 25, 2008 from web

Jadejaws RAAAGGGHHHH | 6:08 PM May 25, 2008 from phone

Jadejaws WHY ENTRY NOT POST? HULK HATE TWITTER! HULK SMASH | 6:08 PM May 25, 2008 from phone

Jadejaws THIS STUPID. HULK GO POST ON FACEBOOK | 8:21 PM May 25, 2008 from phone
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Xeric winning cartoonist Neil Kleid authored Ninety Candles, a novella about life, legacy and comics and Brownsville, a book about Jewish mobsters for NBM Publishing. His webcomic, Action, Ohio, was a competitor at DC Comics’ online competition, Zudacomics.com and he’s written X-Men for Marvel, The Intimidators for Shadowline, Ursa Minors! for Slave Labor Graphics and Tales from the Crypt for Papercutz. He co-founded the Chemistry Set webcomic collective where he wrote Todt Hill. He lives in New York with his wife and is working on four graphic novels, two mini-series, two webcomics, a trade paperback and no sleep. Pray for him at www.rantcomics.com

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