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Teaser poster, um, revealed for Witchblade

May 27th, 2008
Author Kevin Melrose

"Witchblade" movie teaser poster

I guess somebody took the word “teaser” to heart with this rather revealing — buttcrack, ahoy! — poster for the live-action Witchblade movie, announced a couple of weeks ago.

Uh, so … yeah. Buttcrack. Coming your way in 2009.

(Via First Showing)

 

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12 Responses to “Teaser poster, um, revealed for Witchblade”
  1. Lolxomic Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 9:26 am

    Is it direct-to-dvd?

  2. Ken B. Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 9:28 am

    …yet we’re still told Witchblade is not about T&A.

  3. Shaun Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 9:46 am

    … I’m sorry, is anyone honestly looking for something OTHER than T&A from this one? I probably won’t bother with it, but if I do check it out on DVD it won’t be for the story any more than most people would buy Playboy for the articles.

  4. Pedro Tejeda Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 9:53 am

    I’m surprised they decided to put anyone on the cover since they haven’t cast anyone for the role and I doubt the person on the cover is set for the role.

    The hi-larious part is that even if the comic book is pretty T and A, the main character is a Tough as Nails NYC cop. This really doesn’t sell that. I wonder if this will be in line with any of the further ads for the movie.

  5. DaVeO Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 10:25 am

    So, an Uwe Bowl production? ;)

  6. BoozerX Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 10:32 am

    I dont understand the complaints
    Is faithful to the comic to the extreme.
    This poster is gonna crack the internet in half.

  7. Tyler Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 11:00 am

    Is that a honest to goodness poster released from the people actually making the movie???

    If so, bad call. Bad call.

    The poster would have been much more effective had they ‘cut it’ at the model’s hips.

    Now this movie is already craking people up.

    Badadum!

  8. Sluggo Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 11:37 am

    Witchblade - Giving comics respectability since…whenever the hell it first showed up. I really don’t care enough to check.

  9. Matt M. Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    Hey, she can be tough as nails and buck-nekkid at the same time, right?

  10. Kolimar Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Now, that’s what I call a teaser. :D

  11. Bustah Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 7:00 pm

    Looks like Platinum is desperate to try to create some buzz to get their stock prices up. They’re pretty low on money according to their public financial statements. Are they going to film this in someone’s backyard with a 20 dollar budget?

  12. Mek Says:
    May 28th, 2008 at 7:31 am

    “…yet we’re still told Witchblade is not about T&A.”

    Old habits die hard, apparently.

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