Too young. Scarlet was about 15 years older than me when I first saw the G.I. Joe cartoon, so Scarlet should not be played by anyone under 50.

I was kinda worried about this movie, but the more I see the less I am.

But I swear, I swear if they take the innate American-Ness from this, pretend the Joe’s are an ‘international’ group, I’m gonna picket.

Or at the very least write numerous nasty internet postings.

Remember, it’s G.I. JOE: A REAL AMERICAN HERO

Not G.I. Joe, An International Anti-Terrorist Group.

AMERICAN.

I concur.

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I hope everything in this movie isn’t gonna be black, though it would make sense to have dark spy gear and such. When I first saw the pic before I saw the title i thought she was Black Widow.

GI Joe was always military but colorful.

No armor on the butt. That’s shiny black material and there is less shiny material running down the middle. Like underwear on the outside.

Why is Batgirl in the GI Joe movie?

GI Joe is going to tank everywhere outside the US, because no-one outside the US has ever heard of it.

T

Never mind Scarlett. Who’s playing Lady Jaye? (I always thought she was a lot cuter, and had a rather sexy Margot Kidder-eqsue voice, and she also had what looked like a real uniform and not that silly leotard Scarlett wore.)

Among the things I don’t care about at all:
Anything based on 80s cartoons.

The creative bankruptcy in Hollywood continues to roll along.