If you were anywhere near the Internet last week, you undoubtedly read about “marvel b0y,” who appeared to have been a disgruntled low-level Marvel employee determined to reveal spoiler-ish tidbits in between complaints about writers and editors and his menial duties.
On Friday evening, marvel b0y dropped a handful of seemingly inconsequential spoilers before signing off for the weekend. However, that post spawned a comments thread in which someone anonymously revealed what may be a half-dozen major plot points for Marvel’s Secret Invasion. (I won’t post them here. With a little Google-Fu, I’m sure you can find them.)
By early Saturday, though, marvel b0y’s blog had been deleted — something, perhaps, that writer Brian Michael Bendis had hinted at the day before: “… please, do not pay the troll any mind and it will all be resolved, hopefully, over the weekend. the hounds have been unleashed!”
His blog may be gone, but questions certainly remain. Foremost, of course, is whether marvel b0y was the real deal, or simply Marvel’s attempt at some rather bizarre viral marketing.
This morning Heidi MacDonald points to a February blog post from Tom Brevoort in which he refers to “some of the bizarre and probably ill-considered new concepts” Marvel will be “throwing out” in the coming weeks and months: “They may be stupid, or childish, or idiotic — but they won’t be boring!”
The postings of marvel b0y are certainly bizarre. Stupid, childish and ill-considered, too. But I don’t think Brevoort was referring to marvel b0y or, necessarily, marketing.
At the risk of facing a chorus of Nelson Muntz-like “Ha-ha”s down the road, I’ll say that I don’t think marvel b0y was a hoax. His “spoilers” all may not pan out — Ed Brubaker has already said the Captain America-related tidbits were wrong — but as difficult as it is to believe, marvel b0y may be exactly what he appeared: someone who found that his “dream job” at a comics publisher actually involved endless hours of photocopying, and exclusion from those “cool” planning meetings. (Or else, he’s a friend of the guy with the “dream job.”)
How do I come to this conclusion? First, there was the tone of marvel b0y’s posts, which went well beyond “we gotta make this believable”; they were downright resentful. If they were of the “Brian Bendis sure is bald” or “Tom Brevoort talks way too much” variety, I’d be the first to call shenanigans. But they weren’t.
Second, for a viral campaign, this wasn’t very “viral.” The writer whose project had the most to gain from the supposed marketing — Bendis — banned marvel b0y from his message board, and then didn’t link to the blog when he publicly addressed it. Likewise, Matt Fraction refused to link to the blog after it revealed a minor spoiler for Invincible Iron Man #2. (”But that’s what they want you to think,” you say? Yeah, yeah …)
But the third, and best, piece of evidence for marvel b0y being real is the cease-and-desist letter, which bears the signature and letterhead of Eli Bard, the publisher’s deputy general counsel. Marvel might convince its writers to play along, but I simply can’t believe its senior litigator would manufacture, or lend his name to, a fake legal document designed to prop up a marketing hoax.
Of course, I could be wrong on all counts (but I don’t think so). If I am, the line for pointing and laughing begins forming at 417 Fifth Ave.

March 24th, 2008 at 10:59 am
“Bendis — banned marvel b0y … then didn’t link …Matt Fraction refused to link …”
Yeah. Umm. Reverse psychology.
March 24th, 2008 at 11:08 am
it was a fun read while it lasted…
March 24th, 2008 at 11:37 am
my google-fu is weak. and i’m lazy. and being on a work computer doesn’t help as about 90% of the internet is blocked to me. anyone have a link to or the 411 on the “major” spoilers?
March 24th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Sadly, my “Google-Fu” is weak so if anyone where’s the “half-dozen major plot points for Marvel’s Secret Invasion” are, please post a link.
March 24th, 2008 at 11:43 am
Near-identical posts. According to various accounts, the spoilers consisted of a number of Skrull reveals. I’m sure Rich Johnston will list them today if he’s not too busy with his satanic spawn.
March 24th, 2008 at 11:46 am
I’m also guessing the guy is real… and pretty much a dumbass for saying things like “they will never find out who I am, or it will take a LOOOONNNG time.” People are that dumbass–there was a Google intern last summer who started blogging about the “dream job” thing and then got progressively more resentful of the bullshit he had to do, or boastful of the things he was entitled to, etc.–he didn’t hide his identity, but for some reason he thought his employers–AT GOOGLE–would not find his blog.
And if it is a bizarre marketing thing, I think it’s pretty clear that the collective reaction will be “lame”.
March 24th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Please do not post links to the spoilers.
If you want to find the information by other means — search engines, forums, friends — more power to you. But I don’t want this to become a clearing house for Marvel spoilers (real or imagined).
Thanks.
March 24th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Sigh. Please follow the letter and spirit of my request.
“Don’t post links to the spoilers” doesn’t mean you should immediately offer a tutorial on how and where to find their location.
March 24th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
I think that Bru pointing out the Cap bit was wrong lends credence to this being viral marketing with an opt-in by writers. Bendis and Fraction chose to participate, Bru didn’t. That’s what it looks like, to me. Especially since the deletion of the blog appeared to be marve_b0y’s doing, not a Marvel intercession and it occurred immediately after an anonymous poster put potentially more damaging spoilers up in the comments section.
March 24th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
This just proves my theory that marvel_b0y is a Skrull.
March 24th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Rich Johnston will be thrilled. (There’s other things he’d rather be doing this week.)
March 24th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Most of the sites have been good about deleting posts related to said spoilers.
Also, google’s cache isn’t much help.
Either way, I only got to see a handful of them. marvelb0y’s laughable spoilers, and 6 genuine sounding spoilers.
March 24th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
That’s not a “legal document.”
It’s just a letter.
I share the doubt that a lawyer would participate in a hoax (because a lawyer should always be concerned about his reputation for honesty), but it wouldn’t violate any rules of legal ethics.
March 24th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I’ll assume that my cease and desist PDF got lost on the information superhighway, then.
March 24th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Remember, the people at Marvel think something like OMD is a good idea, so let’s not ignore the possibility they think this is the way to run a viral marketing campaign.
But it doesn’t make me want to read Secret Invasion.
March 25th, 2008 at 12:51 am
Marvel_b0y is back again, anyway. Now without anonymous comments…hmmmm…