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Otaku USA breaks it all down for you

March 10th, 2008
Author Chris Mautner

Confused by most manga? Not sure how to critique it? The Otaku USA staff gives an inside look to how they grade manga that is not at all tongue in cheek:

(3) The Palate

Next, take a good, bold sip of the manga. Hold it firmly in your mouth. You will notice at once that the manga is actually inside your mouth. You seem to be feeling the smell of the manga as though the smell were tangible. Alternately, you can lick around the outside of the manga. Does the paper remain firm to the touch, or does it tremble and soften? Indulge the acidic, bitter sensation of the ink and the woodsy, oaky flavor of the pulp. Now slurp the manga around in your mouth as you set about judging the body of the manga. That slurping, complete with whatever gurgling sounds it may produce, is an essential part of manga reviewing. The fanservice (in shojo manga, the bishonen elements) is what causes the faintly burning sensation, which now fills the mouth. It appears to give the manga a feeling of substance or lack of substance.

 
One Response to “Otaku USA breaks it all down for you”
  1. Cosplay Forum Says:

    Nicely put, very funny :)

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