Because, really, there’re so many better places to go with comic book realism…:
In some comics characters swear, or use that $^$&% junk, but what characters do you think would [expletive deleted for comedic effect] curse up a blue streak, and which ones do you think would not without any form of censorship?
Well, obviously, Superman has spent his 70 year history waiting to swear…
“i thinke very damn one of them would swear. except maybe captain america. and even then i bet he would if pushed far enough. some would swear more than others i am sure. i think Logan would be the worst. with deadpool in a close second.”
“Um goddamn Batman guy?”
“Cap wouldn’t, and would fight anyone who did.”
Now we know what Civil War should really have been about.
Black Bolt!
Comment by Richard J. Marcej — March 3, 2008 @ 3:50 pm
Green Arrow.. And that’s not even when he Black Canary are talking dirty to one another!
And really wouldn’t want to %&@* Black Canary? If she were real, I mean.
Comment by Shaun — March 3, 2008 @ 5:57 pm
Now that I think about it, Captain America should swear more than anybody. He was a soldier in WWII, he should have a terrible potty mouth.
Comment by Jason M. Bryant — March 3, 2008 @ 5:59 pm
All the teen characters in comics. Especially when they aren’t around the adult heroes.
And lets be honest, they’d probably make a lot more sex jokes too.
Comment by Lawrence — March 3, 2008 @ 6:41 pm
Pardon my typos/omissions earlier… I was in rush, getting ready to leave work. Odd that I seem to spend more time here at work than actually doing my job! Good night, everyone.
Comment by Shaun — March 3, 2008 @ 7:06 pm
*&!*man would finally be allowed to join the Avengers.
Comment by Nick — March 4, 2008 @ 12:57 pm