Because, really, there’re so many better places to go with comic book realism…:
In some comics characters swear, or use that $^$&% junk, but what characters do you think would [expletive deleted for comedic effect] curse up a blue streak, and which ones do you think would not without any form of censorship?
Well, obviously, Superman has spent his 70 year history waiting to swear…
“i thinke very damn one of them would swear. except maybe captain america. and even then i bet he would if pushed far enough. some would swear more than others i am sure. i think Logan would be the worst. with deadpool in a close second.”
“Um goddamn Batman guy?”
“Cap wouldn’t, and would fight anyone who did.”
Now we know what Civil War should really have been about.
March 3rd, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Black Bolt!
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Green Arrow.. And that’s not even when he Black Canary are talking dirty to one another!
And really wouldn’t want to %&@* Black Canary? If she were real, I mean.
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Now that I think about it, Captain America should swear more than anybody. He was a soldier in WWII, he should have a terrible potty mouth.
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:41 pm
All the teen characters in comics. Especially when they aren’t around the adult heroes.
And lets be honest, they’d probably make a lot more sex jokes too.
March 3rd, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Pardon my typos/omissions earlier… I was in rush, getting ready to leave work. Odd that I seem to spend more time here at work than actually doing my job! Good night, everyone.
March 4th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
*&!*man would finally be allowed to join the Avengers.