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And then he turned green and smashed someone.

February 8th, 2008
Author Graeme McMillan

If Comic Book Resources’ “Comic Book Urban Legends Revealed” series ever runs out of material, it could just look to its own comments section, where all manner of unconfirmed (and unconfirmable, probably) rumors about Mark Waid are running wild:

“The story I heard about that Kara appearance [in Christmas With The Super-Heroes #2, from 1989] was that Mark Waid was fired as an editor as a result of including her post-Crisis. Of course, I seem to recall that head honcho Dick Giordano inked that story, so I always figured that probably wasn’t true.”

“Mark Waid was fired as editor from DC because he threw a typewriter at a fellow employee. Waid was also fired from Fantagraphics for similar hotheaded behavior.”

“Waid did not really throw a typewriter did he? Seriously that guy needs to be on meds.”

I heard that he shot a man just to watch him die, but I look forward to that being debunked in a future edition. If this is some kind of new “Mark Waid: Bad-ass Comic Maverick” meme that I’m not aware of, I have to admit, I’m all for it.

39 Responses to “And then he turned green and smashed someone.”
  1. Confirmed Coyle Says:

    IIRC, that’s not the story I’ve heard about Waid’s firing. But I do hear that he’s got a man… on their BOAT.

  2. Matthew E Says:

    Mark Waid doesn’t sleep. He waits.

  3. Confirmed Coyle Says:

    It’s said that Mark Waid’s tears can cure AIDS. Unfortunately, this cannot be proven because Mark Waid has never cried.

  4. Jason M. Bryant Says:

    Mark Waid once didn’t like how a comic was inked, so he bought three gallons of ink and force fed it to the inker.

  5. Jazzcore Says:

    Mark Waid paints the stripes on candy canes with his eyelashes.

  6. Jazzcore Says:

    Mark Waid paints the stripes on candy canes with his eyelashes.

  7. MIB Says:

    Word on the street is that early one morning while making the rounds, Mark Waid took a shot of cocaine and he shot his woman down.

  8. Confirmed Coyle Says:

    Mark Waid knows the Anti-Life Equation. And Darkseid doesn’t.

  9. Jason M. Bryant Says:

    When Mark Waid was editor, his desk chair was made from the bones of artists who turned their work in late. But only their leg bones, so they could keep working.

  10. Dave Says:

    Superman is weakened by Kryptonite. Mark Waid sprinkles it on his corn flakes.

  11. Confirmed Coyle Says:

    When Jesse Quick lost her virginity, Mark Waid found it and put it back.

  12. Confirmed Coyle Says:

    They were gonna name a street after Mark Waid, but decided against it, because no man crosses Mark Waid and lives.

  13. Brian Cronin Says:

    Yeah, amusingly, someone sent me that Waid one yeeeeeears ago, and I thought it was so silly I didn’t even look into it. Now I guess I should, eh? :)

  14. Confirmed Coyle Says:

    Mark Waid’s calendar goes from March 31st to April 2. No man fools Mark Waid.

  15. Confirmed Coyle Says:

    Notice there are no DC/Transformers crossovers. Waid hates robots.

  16. Confirmed Coyle Says:

    The reason Thanos always fails is he doesn’t have the seventh infinity gem. And Mark Waid ain’t giving it up.

  17. Dave Says:

    Mark Waid can make Mephisto forget about the Spider marriage.

  18. Adam D. Kline Says:

    Mark Waid’s constituion is so hardy and so above the purview of human understanding, he could actually eat at Arby’s!

  19. JohnnyZito Says:

    Mark Waid hungers.

  20. Fanboy Menace Says:

    I wish I knew a Chuck Norris joke to sub Mark Waid’s name into, but I don’t.

  21. Tuckenie (Vallen C. Tucker) Says:

    Mark Waid’s sweat is the main ingredient of Bat-Shark Repellent.

  22. pulse768 Says:

    Mark Waid is a Skrull.

  23. Alan Coil Says:

    Mark Waid is so mean that he likes both cats and dogs.

  24. Jason M. Bryant Says:

    Before he met Mark Waid, Alan Moore’s hands were steady enough to shave himself.

  25. Confirmed Coyle Says:

    When you get eight stars in Grand Theft Auto IV, they send Mark Waid after you.

  26. David Jameson Says:

    Mark Waid once walked down the street with an erection………There were no survivors.

  27. the Freaky Tiki Says:

    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Mark Waid pajamas.

  28. Rawnzilla Says:

    Mark Waid’s parents threw him a surprise party once.

    Once.

  29. DavidH Says:

    ‘The reason Thanos always fails is he doesn’t have the seventh infinity gem. And Mark Waid ain’t giving it up. ‘

    And Thanos is too…hesitant to slip Mark some Ex-Lax to get it.

  30. Blake Petit Says:

    The real reason Mark Waid left Flash? Wally West couldn’t keep up.

  31. Confirmed Coyle Says:

    When bad things happen to on time artists, it’s probably fate. When bad things happen to bad artists, it’s Mark Waid.

  32. Confirmed Coyle Says:

    When Mark Waid found out they were making a movie of his life starring Philip Seymour Hoffman, Waid killed Hoffman. Mark Waid gets played by no man.

  33. Confirmed Coyle Says:

    It looks like post-Crisis, reads like post-Crisis, but Mark Waid says it’s pre-Crisis. Then it’s fucking pre-Crisis.

  34. Blake Petit Says:

    Q: Who would win in a fight between Batman and Captain America?

    A: Mark Waid.

  35. ChaosMcKenzie Says:

    Sorry… I can’t tell… is this a joke? Some of these comments seem really inappropriate, even if it is in good fun. I don’t understand why the ‘rama has to always take it up a notch – as the leading place people go for comic news and comic blogs, shouldn’t there be some attempt to elevate the level of talk back the comic book community subcomes to, over and over again.

    That said – MARK WAID is A GREAT MAN, deserving of respect for not taking shit and standing up for himself in an industry who’se consumers are worse than a lynch mob on crack.

  36. Dave Says:

    Wow, was that Sean Penn who just posted?

  37. Grumpy Says:

    Mark Waid has such an advanced sense of humour, he posts as ChaosMcKenzie and BLOWS YOUR MIND.

  38. KingdomGone Says:

    If you’ve never taken crap from people that like you…then you must have grown up in a bubble.

    and on that note:
    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Mark Waid pajamas.

  39. KingdomGone Says:

    You know who is going to survive Final Crisis…….

    Mark Waid.

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