This movie looks so great. Like it will maybe be the worst movie ever, but maybe the greatest movie ever also? I can’t even guess who the target market for it is.

What I am trying to say is that the whole thing looks like some glorious neon car crash, and I mean that in the literal and metaphorical senses here.

The teaser does look pretty cool.

It’s a hard G movie. The directors, the Wachowski brothers of The Matrix fame, wanted to do something family friendly.

Yet they release a trailer — which I think is pretty good — and promotional material? I think you may have understood wrong.