It’s been a hell of a week healthwise, and in fear of more people complaining about links to Millarworld, I thought I’d take it easy and put up something that we can all agree on: Things The Punisher Would Never Do. See your favorite comic professionals – including honest-to-God-real-life Punisher: War Journal writer Matt Fraction – tell you, dear reader, what you won’t see Frank Castle doing any time soon. Newly-announced Ghost Rider writer Jason Aaron manages to encompass the whole gamut of possibilities:
- Use a Colt Model 656 M16A1 rifle with a low-profile iron sight, Weaver base, flash suppressor and Leatherwood 3-9x adjustable scope, when the job really called for a SAM-R with M4-style extended feed ramps, Norgon ambi mag release, KAC 600-Meter flip-up rear sight with elevation dial and UNS/PVS-22 Universal Night Sight scope.
- Root for the Patriots.
- Read this thread.
Don’t be like Frank. Go read the thread.
November 2nd, 2007 at 12:03 am
- write a sonnet
- wipe the seat
- watch American Idol
- eat Fluffernutters
- sit in the front row at the movies
- fill in another man’s SuDoku
- forget to look behind him when going through a door
- call the Pledge of Allegiance a prayer
- kick an otter’s face off
- play with bubble wrap until he starts giggling
- stare down your top
- do THE WORM
- blind a gangster by bursting a zit in his eye
- tell anyone that his ex-girlfriend looks like Amanda Peet, now that she’s lost all that weight, and now he can’t hate Amanda Peet even though, believe me, he’s tried
- laugh at the tumblesome elderly
- Singalongamax
- put on a Sumo suit
- stop in the middle of a punishing to ask “what’s my motivation?”
- buy a copy of JUGGS
And so forth.
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November 2nd, 2007 at 3:02 am
why would i think that billicheck would find a way to videotape frank castle and pop a cap in his ass
November 2nd, 2007 at 11:16 am
-brood while standing in the middle of the sunshine skyway bridge in St. Petersburg, Florida…
Wait…
Damn.
November 2nd, 2007 at 2:51 pm
How dare you link to MW, Graeme! What’s wrong with you?