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Byrne: You don’t love superheroes like I love superheroes.

July 11th, 2007
Author Graeme McMillan

John Byrne is still having problems with modern superhero comics:

“Why did you have us dress like superheroes?”

This line (or something very much like it), spoken by the Beast to Professor X in an issue of, I think, AMAZING X-MEN, bubbled up to the front of my brain as I was working on today’s commission this morning. When I first saw the line, I thought it was incredibly dumb, like Dennis Leary’s character on “Rescue Me” asking his Chief “Why do you have us dress like firemen?”
Thinking about it some more, as I worked, I began to see the greater problem. This line, small and relatively insignificant as it is, is symbolic (perhaps “symptomatic” would be a more appropriate word) of a mindset that has found its way into superhero comics more and more in the last couple of decades — much to the detriment of the genre.

Let’s ask the question in it’s proper context, the world in which the X-Men live. “Why did you have us dress like superheroes?” Hm.

•Beings with super powers
•Fighting evil
•Keeping their true identities secret

Clearly, these are not accountants.

So, why do they dress like superheroes? Because they are superheroes. Within the context of the imaginary reality they occupy, this is what people do when they find themselves vested with “great power” and, therefore, “great responsibility”.

Are there parallels in the non-imaginary world in which we live? Something that we take for granted in the same way super powered beings are taken for granted in the Marvel Universe (or DCU, or any other “super” universe)? Indeed there are, and I have occasionally invoked them before: professional athletes.

Compared to the rest of us mere mortals, most professional basketball players (to pick but one sport) would definitely qualify for having “super powers”. They don’t “fight evil”, except in a most symbolic way, but they do don special, identifiable costumes in order to do what they do. So do football players, baseball players, hockey players. In fact, once we reach professional levels, there are no sports in which human beings engage that have not evolved their own distinctive “uniforms”. Tiger Woods does not show up on the course in jeans and a t-shirt, wearing sneakers on his feet. Even pool and poker players develop their “looks” as part of the psychology of their game.

And, standing on the outside looking in, when we see the New York Yankees run out onto the field, or the Edmonton Oilers skate onto the ice, we don’t think “What a bunch of weirdos, dressing up like that!” We could not imagine one of the players asking his coach “Why do you make us dress like (pick a sport) players.” In fact, the only scenario in which we might imagine such a question being asked is if the players were told to wear the uniforms and equipment commonly associated with a different sport than the one for which they are know. Playing baseball with skates on. Odd.

So when the Beast asks Professor X “Why did you have us dress like superheroes?” what is really asking? Could he be deconstructing that which requires no deconstruction? Could he be seeking his own “yellow Spandex” line? Is he speaking on behalf of the writer, and really asking “Why do I have to work with these silly concepts?”

Which would prompt, perhaps, a simple answer. “You don’t. So step aside, and let someone play this game who actually wants to.”

The line – which actually comes from Grant Morrison’s first issue on New X-Men – also helps launch another thread with this post also by Byrne:

Comments in other threads got me thinking. Here’s a short list — not in any way intended as definitive — of what I consider Warning Signs that maybe you should not be reading, writing or drawing superhero comics:
A need to…

• … “justify” the wearing of costumes (or)

• … get rid of the costumes altogether

• … make, or have the characters make, snarky remarks about the established idioms and conceits of the genre

• … focus as much as possible on the civilian identies of the lead characters, sometimes to the complete exclusion of the “alter-ego”

• … emphasize psychological problems (often sexual) as a dominant driving motivation for the superhero

• … tarnish as much as possible the whole “heroic” mythos, the idea of doing “the right thing for the right reasons”

• … project an image of being in all ways superior to the material

Isn’t focusing as much as possible on the civilian identity of the lead character the whole thing about Spider-Man…? Not to mention being superior to the material makes me think of some of Stan Lee’s promo blurbs from the ’60s…

37 Responses to “Byrne: You don’t love superheroes like I love superheroes.”
  1. Mark Engblom Says:

    Well, he makes some good points on the irritating self-awareness of post-modernism, but…as usual…Byrne elevates (or lowers) the discussion to official Doctrine Status, complete with rules and dictums he’s probably broken himself dozens of times in the past (he always seems to forget about his snark-heavy, self-aware work on She-Hulk).

  2. Tom Bondurant Says:

    I’m sure someone has mocked the pro-athlete comparison before, but here’s mine anyway: Byrne makes the secret identity a critical part of being a superhero, yet athletes don’t have secret identities.

    And the uniforms/gear/golf clothes, gaudy as they may be, also need to be practical in terms of the particular sport. With superhero costumes, the visuals sometimes trump the practicality (capes being the most obvious example).

    By Byrne’s criteria, Buffy Summers should wear a costume. Explaining why she doesn’t should be part of the debate.

    I’m all for superhero costumes in superhero titles, but the “athlete” comparison is pretty thin.

  3. Vinnie Bartilucci Says:

    Stan Lee tried to “get rid of costumes” in the first issue of Fantastic Four. And he had psychological problems as the driving force in a LOT of his characters, primarily guilt.

    As is true of any rule of writing, these rules may be broken when they serve the story. But you must KNOW the rules first. Before you can be eccentric, you must find your center.

    I think the thing here is that Byrne disagrees with these particular transgressions, and uses them as an opportunity to recap the “rules”.

  4. Matches Says:

    Is it okay to emphasize psychological problems as a dominant driving motivation for John Byrne?

  5. Peter Says:

    Wasn’t this said from Beast to Cyclops in Astonishing X-Men #1?

  6. Peter Says:

    I realize now that the Astonishing line was from Cyclops to Wolverine, sort of as anathema to Prof X’s move against superhero costumes in NXM.

  7. Jim Says:

    He uses “symbolic” twice.

    I don’t think either of the things he describes as “symbolic” are actually symbolic. (Unless there is any conceivably rationale behind the statement that pro athletes fight evil in an even “symbolic” way).

  8. Excelsior! Says:

    Old news – people have been saying this for years (Byrne included). I’m in full agreement, btw – it’s pretty sad when writers have the characters voice their own contempt for the genre (even though they’re fine about using same genre to pay them megabucks – Warren Ellis’ so-called ‘Year of Whoredom’ has been going on for how many years now?). Worse still is when they ignore the fact that it flies in the face of decades of characterisation – it sounds dumb when Wolverine complains about being forced to wear a ‘stupid’ costume…
    …that he’s chosen to wear, of his own volition, for the best part of his comics appearances… :rolleyes:

    Regardless of personal opinions on Byrne as both a person and an artist, he’s got a good point here, but it seems that people would much rather ignore it, and switch into ‘Byrne-bash autopilot’.

  9. Matches Says:

    Have we settled on who it is that’s supposed to have contempt for the genre? Is it Morrison or Whedon?

    Because in either case, I can point to a body of work that says otherwise. (And in Whedon’s case, a 20+ issue run on X-Men that reads like a love letter to Mssrs. Claremont and Byrne.)

    Superhero costumes ARE silly. One can both acknowledge that fact and love the genre – it’s not an either/or proosition.

  10. DJ Coffman Says:

    I think Byrne is right, and dead on. Super Heroes is a genre, just like anything else.

    In “Westerns”, it would be like having a tv show about the Wild West, but instead people complaining about wearing hats and six shooters or having a gun fight. Not every character has to have a hat or outfit like that, but so goes the same in comics. It is totally weird to have a classic hero say “why are we dressing up like superheroes?”

    Ugh.

  11. Vin D. Says:

    Yeah, I agree with J.B. on this as well. Creators that don’t like the super hero genre should do themselves and us that do like it a favor and stay out of the genre instead of trying to destroy it.

    And Buffy (and Angel) doesn’t have to wear a costume because she’s not in the Super Hero Genre. She’s in the horror (with a sense of humor) genre.

  12. Spencer Carnage Says:

    I think Beast was dissing the costumes cuz he got stuck wearing the girdle. Plus, he’s a lounge-around-in-speedos kind of mutant so anything other than a banana hammock’s just getting in the way. Especially with all that fur.

    JB’s just reading WAY too much into all of this.

  13. craig Says:

    Isn’t that line followed by:

    CYCLOPS: The professor thought people would trust the X-Men if we looked like something they understood.

    So… it just seemed to me that Morrison was fully aware of the Status Quo Byrne is in love with. Unlike Byrne, though, he’s also fully aware that it’s not 1960 anymore and the mind/eye/sophistication of the reader has changed. Plus, what’s a Morrison comic w/o a healthy dose of leather?

  14. Cory!! Strode Says:

    What Byrne is missing is the rest of the conversation in that story, which is about how they were Students, not super-heroes, and it was a “back to the basics” idea of taking the X-Men back to being a school instead of being a super-hero team.

    Weird. I thought Byrne was all about getting back to the basics. Guess Morrison’s stories were just over his head because they had people talking before the big fight instead of cracking wise during the big fight.

    And Byrne dislikes the idea of psychological problems as the dominent motivation for a super-hero? No wonder hje did such a bad job on Spider-Man (motivated by guilt) and Batman (motivated by abandonment).

  15. Marc-Oliver Frisch Says:

    John Byrne doesn’t grasp the concept of challenging received wisdom? I’m shocked.

  16. Dave Says:

    Byrne Hates Morrison. Byrne Hates Marvel Entertainment. Film At Eleven.

  17. Matthew Craig Says:

    So, am I the only person who thought the original X-Men looked like terrorists?

    …snowmen aside, of course…

    Apparently so!

    (it was the balaclavas, you see)

    //\Oo/\\

  18. Mark Waid Says:

    You’re all missing the best part. I mean, the very, very best and most delightful part of his whole bitter screed, the part that made me laugh out loud. His opening.

    “This line (or something very much like it), spoken by the Beast to Professor X in an issue of, I think…”

    Wow. I would trade five years of my life for an existence so utterly carefree that I have nothing more important to bitch about than some three-year-old line of dialogue that I can’t quite remember, but I THINK it MAYBE goes something like this, and I WANT TO SAY it was in some X-Men comic, but I’m not SURE, so I’m just going to create my own interpretation and context out of whole cloth and then argue THAT at the top of my lungs. Top THAT, internets!

  19. Scott Iskow Says:

    Byrne’s pointing out some interesting trends (a poster earlier referred to them as post-modern, and I think that describes it nicely), but I don’t think we’re at a place where we can conclude that these trends are for the good or ill of the industry.

    I think people enjoy mild deconstruction of the genre. Emphasis on “mild.” But of course, if you deconstruct it too much, then you risk toppling that particular house of cards. I don’t mind if superheroes sometimes wonder about why they have to dress up in gaudy costumes, but the moment they start thinking that being a superhero is tacky or ridiculous is when a line is crossed and there is no longer any belief to suspend. From there we enter the realm of parody, and mainstream books like Batman and Superman should be parodies of themselves (despite how they’ve been portrayed in the past).

    I do think he has a point, which I infer to be that when you tell a superhero story, it should be a story about superheroes. There are many ways to tell a superhero story, but I believe that it must always be told with some reverence of the fundamental superhero concept. If you’re on a mainstream book and you’re writing about how ridiculous and ineffective superheroes are, then maybe Byrne’s right and you ought to be writing something else. (On the other hand, a book like that might turn out to be Watchmen.)

  20. Scott Iskow Says:

    Hrrm. “Should NOT be parodies of themselves.”

    I type too fast.

  21. Mark Engblom Says:

    I think Byrne’s blurriness over which issue it was is part of his larger act that he’s somehow Above and Beyond the current comic book world. If he knew the exact issue number, it would imply (at least from Byrne’s POV) that he really keeps up on this stuff….which flies in the face of his alternating boredom/alienation/superiority stances toward the industry.

    I’m sure his busy little acolytes fill in the details once he makes his pronouncements on his forums….like the energetic staff of a U.S. senator.

  22. Barry Says:

    Byrne starts off with an interesting topic and follows it with some good logic, then, as per usual, it all goes to hell in a handbasket, ultimately devolving into a thinly veiled rant about him not being able to find any work in comics. In other words, the usual.

  23. matches Says:

    “Wow. I would trade five years of my life for an existence so utterly POINTLESS that I have nothing more important to bitch about than some three-year-old line of dialogue that I can’t quite remember”

    I fixed your post, Mark.

  24. Live Free or Dan Coyle Says:

    Waid V. Byrne: Advantage: WAID!

    Also, if Byrne really was talking about the exchange in Astonishing, wasn’t that editorially mandated anyway?

  25. Scott Iskow Says:

    Now that’s just mean. Mark Waid’s posts don’t need fixing.

  26. codename V Says:

    Scott

    I think deconstruction is a healthy thing that we need every once ever few Decades (DKR and Watchmen did it in the 80′s, and Kingdom Come did to an extent in the 90′s), but I don’t think it’s antithetical to love of the Genre; There is a clear love of the material evident even in WATCHMEN, which is the ultimate deconstruction of the entire archetype. Though you can’t trust anything any of the characters say in that story…Hollis Mason’s point of view presented in Under the Hood explains every thing I love about the Golden Age, for example.

    Of course, that sort of stuff can never fly in an ongoing series, thus DKR, WATCHMEN, and KC as all Elseworld miniseries.

  27. Dave Says:

    Except Byrne was clearly talking not talking about Astonishing, but rather New X-Men, as the dialogue is from the opening issue of E is for Extinction. Of course, I have serious doubts Byrne has ever actually read the exchange in question anyway, but is rather going off something someone on his board told him at some point.

    I mean, come on, the issue in question is almost 6 years old at this point and he picks NOW to make his grand counter-attack on it?

  28. Matt M. Says:

    I dunno, V. I’d argue that the reason we revere some minis (as opposed to enshrining all of an ongoing series) is that by its nature, an ongoing is pretty much anthithetical to bringing the story to a conclusion. The status quo can be shaken up a bit, but it can’t ever get to a point to say, Batman winning once and for all. That’s just not good for the longevity of an ongoing.

    Sure, you get spectacular runs that work and feel like a complete story, but that’s the exception, not the rule. Sadly.

    Oh, and Mark Waid wins, at least until Kurt Busiek turns up in this thread.

  29. Gardner Linn Says:

    Just so everybody knows exactly what to argue about…from New X-Men #114, by Grant Morrison & Frank Quitely:

    PROFESSOR X: Thoughts on the new school uniforms?
    WOLVERINE: Suddenly I don’t have to look like an idiot in broad daylight.
    BEAST: I was never sure why you had us dress up like super heroes anyway, Professor.
    CYCLOPS: The Professor thought people would trust the X-Men if we looked like something they understood.
    PROFESSOR X: That’s correct, Scott. However…I’ve been working on better ways to encourage people to trust mutants.

    And, from Astonishing X-Men #1, by Joss Whedon & John Cassaday:

    CYCLOPS: We’re a super hero team. And I think it’s time we started acting like one.
    WOLVERINE: Ho, whoa, wait…is this gonna be about tights?

    and on the next page…
    CYCLOPS: We need to present ourselves as a team like any other. Avengers, Fantastic Four–they don’t get chased through the streets with torches.
    WOLVERINE: Here come the tights…
    CYCLOPS: Sorry, Logan. Super heroes wear costumes. And quite frankly, all the black leather is making people nervous.

  30. That Guy Says:

    John Byrne was one of my favorite writer-artists. I held out giving up on him for a long time. I loved Next Men, Generations, virtually everything he did. But over and over again I am shown egomaniacal rants from the man. I am actually in a position to hire him as a writer for TV and I’ve often thought about doing it, but I just can’t get past this self-centered delusional behavior. There is more than 1 way to write a comic, and John needs to let go of being didactic and focus on being a good writer/artist. There’s room for everyone!

  31. Bill Reed Says:

    There’s nothing wrong with superheroes being superheroes, of course, but Byrne fails because he is wrong: The X-Men are not super-heroes. Neither are the Fantastic Four. And I hated Whedon’s excuse for bringing the costumes back, even though it was probably mandated by editorial.

  32. Adam Hoffman Says:

    “There’s nothing wrong with superheroes being superheroes, of course, but Byrne fails because he is wrong: The X-Men are not super-heroes. Neither are the Fantastic Four. And I hated Whedon’s excuse for bringing the costumes back, even though it was probably mandated by editorial.”

    Ah, but they are superheroes! Another problem with modern realism in superhero comics is that people are forgetting what an amalgous genre the superhero one is and trying to condense it down into one little definition that excludes certain characters. The X-Men are misfits fighting for a place in the world. They are also superheroes. The Fantastic Four are a family of scientific explorers. They are also superheroes. Thor is a god walking among men. He is also a superhero. The superhero genre is more of an encompassing genre than it is an excluding one. After all, the average superhero universe embraces everything from street crime to ancient gods to gothic monsters to alien civilizations to the lost continent of Atlantis. Why try to put the genre in a box like that?

  33. Live Free or Dan Coyle Says:

    Man, that Astonishing line reads SO MUCH like Whedon looked up from his laptop and gazed nervously at his copy of COME IN ALONE on the shelf.

  34. CodeGuy Says:

    I have no problems the X-Men changing their costumes. Firemen, police, soldiers, none of them wear the exact same outfits that they wore 100 years ago. If a few superheroes feel like they want to try changing their image by associating with a different group, that’s perfectly reasonable within their universe.

    I also liked Whedon’s writing regarding bringing the costumes back. Again, Scott was just trying to manage public perceptions. Was Scott right about what the costumes represent? Maybe so or maybe not, but way his opinion seemed reasonable.

    Byrne is just over-thinking things. There were people in the early 60s saying that Spider-Man wasn’t a real hero because he had problems and didn’t want to be a hero. That didn’t exactly hurt the industry.

  35. Cole Moore Odell Says:

    What if it isn’t that Byrne hates Morrison, but that he loves him? Obsessively, desperately, passionately, secretly?

    It would explain an awful lot.

  36. david brothers Says:

    There’s only one problem with that, Cole– everyone feels that way about Morrison. It’s only natural to love that Scot like life itself.

  37. Joe S. Walker Says:

    Speak for yourself. Worst pseud in comics, if you ask me. The incontinent hyperbole of his fans is a pain in the arse too.

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