The Bendis Board finds a quick way to restore me to health – Proving why its posters are smarter than fictional geniuses:
“Why I am smarter than Reed Richards and Tony Stark, or, how to stop a rampaging Hulk. Hulk get stronger the madder he gets. He is now focusing rage all the time, honing it like a laser. Eros, the Eternal, has the ability to stimulate the pleasure centers of the brain. If they called in Eros (Starfox, a former Avenger), he could hit Hulk with all he’s got and just make him feel pure orgasmic bliss. No rage. Hulk would be left as weak as a DC plotline. Scoop him up, kill him, relocate him, suck the gamma rads, whatever.. Easy Peasy.”
“why didn’t they just launch him into the sun to begin with? why just throw him into space? he might not die on the sun, but he aint jumping away from there either.”
“I may be wrong, but I believe Emma Frost has the same power. It would save them money on a long distance phone call.”
“They could also apologize and refuse to fight. I bet that would calm the Hulk down some.”
“I would just give Hulk a nice bubble bath.”
Somewhere, Greg Pak is furiously rewriting the end of World War Hulk.
July 10th, 2007 at 10:37 am
It’s been tried.
It didn’t work out that well the first time.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
The problem when you have a universe where anything can happen is that anything can happen.