Okay, you’ve got to know the drill. Here’s a picture. Write a caption – either giving the picture a title or putting words into the mouths of one of the characters.
Best entry (in my warped opinion) wins a signed copy of my Minx OGN, Re-Gifters. Signed twice, in fact – once by me and once by someone completely randon who I’m just going to accost on the street. NOBODY ELSE will have a signed copy like this one. It will be unique. If it gets me arrested for harassment, doubly so.
Results to be announced next week, so you’ve got a while. Oh, and there’s also a no-prize for anyone who can tell me where the image is from…
June 15th, 2007 at 8:42 am
Man that is straight up Crossing Midnight… I think the first issue, if not that then the second.
June 15th, 2007 at 8:48 am
“Honey, I just don’t understand why no one will insure us.”
June 15th, 2007 at 9:38 am
“I asked for a spoon.”
June 15th, 2007 at 9:46 am
“I’ve put up with the creepy wall-paper and the man-dress…
“but I am tired of the guys at work calling me ‘Alfalfa’!”
June 15th, 2007 at 9:56 am
first balloon: I’ll need to get that seventeen dollars…
second balloon: FOR THIS PIZZA!
June 15th, 2007 at 10:08 am
Balloon 1: Uh Oh.
Balloon 2: Honey, please tell me you’ve not been hanging out with Lorena Bobbit again. Please?
June 15th, 2007 at 10:09 am
Balloon 1: “HA-HA-HA! Floolish girl!”
Balloon 2: “As the text on my fly shirt says: I AM THE MASTER OF THE CLOSED FIST THAT LEVITATE SWORDS! Just walk under them, and you will know pain!”
June 15th, 2007 at 10:12 am
First balloon: I told you…
Second balloon: no more bedtime stories!
June 15th, 2007 at 10:16 am
“…No actually, THEY lived happily ever after…”
June 15th, 2007 at 10:24 am
“Thou shall not un-TiVo Oprah!”
June 15th, 2007 at 10:30 am
Title: Page 17 of the most recent edition of children’s book “Where’s Wodao”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wodao
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where%27s_Waldo
June 15th, 2007 at 10:42 am
I bet you regret eating all that Taco Bell before bed.
June 15th, 2007 at 10:55 am
It is impolite to giggle at a man’s hairection.
June 15th, 2007 at 10:59 am
Have to say, guys – I’m loving these, and laughing my leg off. Keep it up…
June 15th, 2007 at 11:08 am
“Arise, little pink one!
“…Okay, wow, did that come out wrong.”
June 15th, 2007 at 11:10 am
Yes, I am pooping on your floor. Now let me concentrate.
June 15th, 2007 at 11:13 am
“How many times have I told you, swords?
Don’t interrupt my booties!”
June 15th, 2007 at 11:27 am
First ballon: I have a qestion for you.
Second: Can you find a… MATCHING PAIR OF SWORDS?!
June 15th, 2007 at 11:31 am
“You will now experience the 1000 Blades of Buddha…”
“For the indignity your salon has visited upon my hair and that of my noble ancestors!”
And I’m pretty sure that page is from Crossing Midnight #1.
June 15th, 2007 at 11:36 am
NOBODY expects The Asian Inquisition!
OK, back to work.
June 15th, 2007 at 11:36 am
“So, Sue…”
“…Are you ready for your big comeback in COUNTDOWN?”
June 15th, 2007 at 11:37 am
my knives. let me show you them
June 15th, 2007 at 11:53 am
“A whole set of knives…”
“But wait! There’s more!”
June 15th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
“Feel the wrath of…”
“BENIHANA!!!”
June 15th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Those Cutco knife salesmen are getting really pushy.
June 15th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
No. Wire. Hangers.
EVER.
June 15th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
“But you said you’d try anything at least once!”
June 15th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Yes. Yes. I’m George, George McFly. I’m your density.
June 15th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
“You not hungry for sleep…..you hungry for HOT POCKET.”
June 15th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
“You not hungry for sleep…..you hungry for HOT POCKET.”
June 15th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
“Your mother said bed at nine, so you go bed at nine or else!!!!!”
June 16th, 2007 at 1:00 am
“Honey, have you been sneaking magnets into the house again?”
June 16th, 2007 at 7:25 am
Yes! It’s a dress!
And I like wearing it!!!
June 16th, 2007 at 8:11 am
balloon#1 “this scene..”
balloon#2 “..written by ed brubaker!”
June 17th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
I know it isn’t very romantic, but QVC had a huge sale on Ginsu knives
June 18th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
“All you need is a knife huh?”
“Irony has come home to roost little Alanis.”
June 21st, 2007 at 10:59 am
Mannn, I’ve been checking all week to read more comments, but I think once this was off the main page, people stopped commenting because they didn’t know about it.
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