Male bonding, comic creator-style. Mark Millar, you’re up first:
The new issue of Runaways was awesome. I don’t know how he managed to take such a dull, lacklustre series and reinvent himself in a single issue. But this is genius and by far the best thing BKV has ever written. It’s almost like he’s a different writer.
Brian K. Vaughan? Your response?:
Been meaning to congratulate you on Angelina Jolie starring in Wanted! I knew she was into charity, but donating her time to a movie conceived by a “special needs” creator may be her most generous gesture yet.
Sorry I didn’t congratulate you sooner, but I was busy writing my own adaptations of my comics (which is what movie studios allow REAL writers to do).
Still the medium’s most disease-free writer,
BKV
Mr. Millar, you have thirty seconds to respond:
Sorry, chum, but according to my medical dictionary oral chlamydia is still considered a disease. Still, Axel gave you a four issue Wolverine mini for your troubles. I hope your first taste of proper royalties soothes the tears a little.
April 30th, 2007 at 9:45 am
And my life for BKV and my dislike for Millar both increase a little more.
April 30th, 2007 at 9:45 am
Edit: “like” obviously. I have not devoted my life to BKV.
April 30th, 2007 at 11:04 am
Wow, zing zing zing! Millar might need to go see about that stuff–they make shots for that.
Better than that little comb I have to use. *shiver*
April 30th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Are they serious?
April 30th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
they both suck.
Civil crap was aweful and Y the last man reads like a soap.
May 1st, 2007 at 1:27 am
Nice work on both parts here. Keep it up and they’ll get their letters printed in the Powers Letter column.
Millar Licks Goats!