Male bonding, comic creator-style. Mark Millar, you’re up first:
The new issue of Runaways was awesome. I don’t know how he managed to take such a dull, lacklustre series and reinvent himself in a single issue. But this is genius and by far the best thing BKV has ever written. It’s almost like he’s a different writer.
Brian K. Vaughan? Your response?:
Been meaning to congratulate you on Angelina Jolie starring in Wanted! I knew she was into charity, but donating her time to a movie conceived by a “special needs” creator may be her most generous gesture yet.
Sorry I didn’t congratulate you sooner, but I was busy writing my own adaptations of my comics (which is what movie studios allow REAL writers to do).
Still the medium’s most disease-free writer,
Mr. Millar, you have thirty seconds to respond:
Sorry, chum, but according to my medical dictionary oral chlamydia is still considered a disease. Still, Axel gave you a four issue Wolverine mini for your troubles. I hope your first taste of proper royalties soothes the tears a little.