Hey Kids! Remember the Doom comic?
Yeah, me neither. The folks at Doomworld sure do though!
Some time in 1996 a couple of guys got together and smoked what was apparently a large amount of crack and then injected pure heroin into their eyes and then proceeded to create what is now known only as ‘the Doom comic’.
Say those three words (in that order) to any Doomer and they’ll probably respond with one of the many taglines made famous by the comic. Throughout its sixteen pages of madness the main character (the Doomguy) utters many inane phrases while killing various hellspawn without so much as a second thought. Why he feels the need to talk to himself the entire time we’ll never know, but I’m guessing he was smoking what the authors of the book were.
With an intro like that, how can you not want to read it?