Dear Ben Morse at Wizard,
Please don’t say things like this in print, even on this internet:
Is it legal to talk on cell phones while you drive in Florida?… Not up here dude. I always have to put my cell phone away when I see a cop, but I still break the law daily.
As we speak, Ben Morse is being arrested and it’s all because of an interview with Brad Meltzer.
So sad.
March 9th, 2007 at 10:21 am
Thanks for your concern Graeme, but clearly I’m a man who lives my life on the edge. You seem like a good guy, don’t get caught up in my whirlpool of self-destructive behavior.
Bring it on, Johnny Law.
March 9th, 2007 at 11:43 am
Yes, you can talk on cell phones while you drive in Florida.
March 9th, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Gee…must be a slow news day.
March 9th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
I like to call random people on my cell phone when I drive to complain about Identity Crisis and Justice League of America. And IM random people to complain about Moon Knight
March 9th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Guys, just to give you an update, it’s 12:27 PM EST on Friday and I have yet to be arrested.
I will keep you posted on breaking updates.
March 9th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Watch out, Ben. I hear that people who get arrested tend to get shot while walking up the steps of the courthouse, and I really am not ready for Fallen Wizard: Death of Ben Morse just yet.
March 9th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Graeme: I don’t think I’ll ever be ready for Fallen Snark: The Death of Graeme McMillan.
March 9th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
Graeme, I have it in my will for a copy to be set aside for you so you don’t have to pay too much on eBay.
March 9th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
God bless you, Ben. I hope it’s slabbed.
March 9th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
2:07 PM EST Update: My insurance company just called, but it was about an unrelated matter. That was a close one…