Over at CBR, Gail Simone’s thread on Rick Olney is still going (Oh, just start here, picked at random from yesterday). And, if some of the more recent posts are anything to go by, going badly for all involved.
“Gail” … Face it, you’re fat. Gone are the days of that favorite photo that hooks the fanboys. All your insults to me don’t mean a thing. You’re no different than Scott Shaw, Tony Isabella and that Busiek twerp. Okay, I wasn’t going to tell you this, but your entire town pitched in back in 2003 to get you away from the salon for a couple days. lol
Rick, I know you’re a lowlife, but you think this is actually insulting? That last bit doesn’t even scan as a sentence.
I haven’t mentioned your appearance, but if you think people are lining up to see your pasty, sweaty, perpetually red face and dirty clothes and fifty cent haircut, I believe you’re a bit deluded. Nice cap by the way…ever think of wearing something that’s been washed once? Might cut down on your infamous smell issues.
And it wouldn’t surprise me if someone else paid, since you’re a fucking worthless deadbeat and even Ebay agrees.
Yeah, it’s one of those threads where no-one ends up looking that good. Olney comes out of it looking the worst, admittedly (Zingers like ” Who I pay and when I pay them isn’t your business. Unlike your sister, who overcharges you to be her brother, right?” will do that for you), but when others are throwing out lines like “Yes Rick Ebay wants monies owed for women’s lingerie in your size and the anal lube you ordered in bulk quantity” and ” You are a lowlife, fucknuckle,” then that moral high ground thing… ehhh? Not so much.
Folks, you want to “win” against Rick Olney? Then all you need to do to is shut up and let him bury himself by saying things like this:
You won’t be pissing on my grave, dipshit. I’ve seen guys like you that have talked the talk only to have your ass handed to you. Fuck you and your friends. You don’t impress, scare, or intimidate me in any respect. You’re a pussy, MacQuarie. I’ll have [the website for the Unscrewed anthology] pulled down legally and have you paying damages. You’re nothing but a pussy.
or, you know, this:
My messes are my business and none of yours … you lil gossip mongering dipshit. I can’t believe that I ever defended you on Commiecon. And then bothering to get to be your friend. You’re a piece of shit, Sam!
I’m done with you. Don’t ever approach me again, and you’d be wise to not say too much or I’ll piss on yoyr gave. Wesaael
Yes, you read that right. “Commiecon”. Because they’re all communists, you understand. I’d say more, but I’m scared that my gave will be pissed on.