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The Marvel Universe is bust. Oh, no, wait. The Marvel Universe has busts.

January 19th, 2007
Author Graeme McMillan

I’m on the side of… somewhat expensive tie-in merchandise:

Captain America vs. Iron Man, liberty vs. security, military vs. industrial…what a complex issue. These gentlemen are so furious for a fight their crotches are exploding, and the explosions say “Civil War.” You’ll sympathize with the feeling as the ship date on these busts based on Marvel’s blockbuster Civil War event grows closer and closer and you begin exploding with excitement. These Diamond Select releases are sculpted by Dig Deep Entertainment, who show that compromise is always possible. Prove them right by buying both pieces.

Please. Click through to see poor Captain America looking somewhat befuddled. No wonder there are so many rumors about him dying; he looks like he’s about to fall over any second.

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