Tim Leong points out I-Mockery’s list of “What Some of Your Favorite Superheroes Are Thankful For!”
A few highlights:
Spider-Man: “Gee, I’m thankful I didn’t do anything stupid like reveal my secret identity to the world on live television, because then Aunt May and M.J. would be in grave danger! Oh wait, I did. DAMN YOU, QUESADA!!! DAMN YOU!!!”
Robin: “I’m very, very thankful to be spending Thanksgiving this year with the Teen Titans, and far, far away from Wayne Manor, and Batman… Frank Miller makes him touch me.”
Captain America: “I’m thankful that I’m wise enough to stand by the ideals that our flag represents rather than the flag itself. Oh, and that I’m not a government tool like that dork Iron Man.”
Aquaman: “I’m thankful for all of my fans.”
November 22nd, 2006 at 11:13 pm
The Wolverine giraffe neck line was entertaining. I’m curious to know if when writing the Invisible Woman line if the writer meant to put the verb “sue” in there:
“I’m thankful that ever since the accident, shoplifting has never been easier! So sue me, I like nice things.”
For a split second Susan Storm was talking like Hulk.
November 23rd, 2006 at 10:10 am
It’s okay, Orin. You’ll always have me.
December 3rd, 2006 at 5:04 pm
“Spider-Man: “Gee, I’m thankful I didn’t do anything stupid like reveal my secret identity to the world on live television, because then Aunt May and M.J. would be in grave danger! Oh wait, I did. DAMN YOU, QUESADA!!! DAMN YOU!!!”
Heheheh :p