Top Cow: Providing fetishists with their masturbatory material in awkward franchise merchandise since 1993:
Top Cow is providing potential customers with a preview of the sexy Schoolgirl Witchblade Statue designed by Marc Silvestri and sculpted by Clayburn Moore. The limited edition, hand-painted statue of Top Cow’s most popular heroine stands 13.5-inches tall and will be available in January with a suggested retail price of $159.
Seriously. A schoolgirl Witchblade statue? What is that about?
October 24th, 2006 at 2:14 pm
It’s very considerate of them to design these statues to be held comfortably in one hand…
October 24th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
So ridiculous… does anyone actually read those books?
October 24th, 2006 at 3:27 pm
What school’s dress code allows for that??
I went to the wrong schools.
October 24th, 2006 at 3:46 pm
Seriously. A schoolgirl Witchblade statue? What is that about?
Sublimated fantasies about sexing up young girls for those who went “Witchblade is in what, mid or early twenties? GOD SHE’S SO OLD!”
October 24th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
I commented on that too on a post of my own. I have to admit though, my ex- in a schoolgirl uniform raised the playful naughtiness level quite a bit. It’s one of those “wrong in public” kind of things though.