Mark Millar spent part of today on “popular” British TV show “Richard and Judy” – think Regis and Kelly, but if they were married, both middle-aged and Regis had been arrested for shoplifting – and Millarworld provided a live blow-by-blow account for our entertainment:

“Mark looks terrified.”

“He looks sweaty and terrified.”

“Ha, interrupted by [another guest, radio host and comic fan Paul] Gambaccini and with a face like thunder.”

“My god, he just said ‘that buys a lot of beer’.”

“Miracle!! they asked him a question [...] my god, poor Mark has put weight on with the medication”

“Poor old Millar looked fat and sweaty.”

“Bloody hell! That’s the sweatiest, most pissed off looking Scotsman I’ve seen on TV for quiet a while. If Judy didn’t stutter on every single link Mark might have had a bit more time to talk. Bet he’s really angry now, sitting backstage somewhere, dying for a drink.”

Ah, Millarworld. It’s always nice to see a message board that respects its godhead, isn’t it?

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